#He's also surprisingly good at grooming others' wings. He gets really into it and it's cute lol

[archorcist]

if you are close to adam (esp romantically) you will be preening him at some point. no ifs, ands, or buts about it!

[dooblebugss]

Some very general buggy headcanons for Bug Fables, focusing on the Main Three and the Explorers Association. Spoilers for the game.

Kabbu: (Rainbow Scarab Beetle)

- being a dung beetle (despite the name he's perfectly happy with mushrooms and leaves and everything else, he's actually quite diverse in his diet), he is very good at digging. He actually really likes digging too! Take a little dirt nap

- related to the previous, he loves being COMPRESSED. To mimic the feeling of layers of soil, he'll pile on blankets and pillows until he's satisfied. (During cuddle sessions he is at the very bottom of the pile)

- when it gets cold, his tunneling instinct increases ever so slightly. Not enough for him to start acting different, but he tends to hoard blankets.

Vi:

Leif (Technically a Fungus running on moth hardware, but sometimes old habits die hard lmao), Mothiva, and Yin:

- Bees don't need to 'dance' in order to communicate anymore, but Vi still uses a lot of hand gestures and moves a lot when talking, especially if she's frustrated or feels like she's not communicating well enough. If you bring attention to this, she will get mad.

- When cold, Vi will try to huddle up to bugs nearby. Typically Kabbu, but she's also done it to Maki, Zasp, Celia, and Stratos. (Leif is very jealous of this, but he's already cold, so-)

- they groom their ruffs, wings, and antennae frequently. For starters, this acts as a grounding experience that calms them down, and secondly no one likes having dirt on them. Yin isn't super good at it because she's so young, but she's getting better. Mothiva uses specialized powders and perfumes while doing it, but Leif does it the 'old fashioned way', aka with his spit, lol. Mothiva nearly fainted when she first saw him doing this.

- bright lights (especially artificial ones) can really mess up with their internal clock and GPS. I'd imagine Leif and Mothiva getting really really really lost in the Termite Kingdom and Bee Kingdom because of this.

Maki and Kina:

- they both have amazing reflexes, and they can go from a standstill to moving very quickly in what seems to be an instant

- they will track quick movement instinctually, especially from smaller bugs and critters. Most bugs assume this just shows how observant and skilled they are, when really it's a hunting trait. The two actually find it very embarrassing to suddenly interrupt a conversation when they see something move very quickly out of the corner of their eye and NEED to turn their head to see what it was.

Zasp: (I know the game says he's a potter wasp, but for my writing he's a paper wasp. He doesn't know this though, and assumes he is a potter wasp)

- when anxious, he will grind his mandibles against one another. It almost looks like he's chewing on nothing, and it would kinda be like chewing your lip or grinding your teeth. Chewing on things also helps.

- loves sleeping in little nest-like formations with blankets and pillows. He'd gather up all the bedding material, form a little "wall" with them, and climb in the middle to sleep.

Celia, Gen, and Eri:

- The three of them still use their antennae to help with direction, location, and general senses. This can lead to issues; Gen and Eri have accidentally followed each other for hours (cough cough ant spiral) and Celia, having a broken antennae, is terrible with directions. (If blindfolded, Celia will slowly go in circles)

- Ant Strength baby!!! The three of them are surprisingly strong, and can carry really heavy stuff! To compensate, they're a bit frail (it's why Celia has a shield, and why Gen and Eri rarely get into actual fights).

Levi:

- My man fucking loves Aphid Eggs. Due to the tension between the Ant Kingdom and Ladybugs, he actually doesn't like buying them in public. He usually settles for mushrooms.

- his blood is actually toxic, (something Delilah learned the hard way during a spar) and is sort of a 'last resort' defensive maneuver. If a target can get over being covered in blood, they definitely can't deal with the toxins.

Stratos: (I believe he's a Hercules Beetle)

- He's a technically nocturnal, so he's a little groggy during the day. To others it looks like he's being lazy, when really he's just tired and a little out of it. During the night is when he really shines as a fighter and explorer

- he can dig like Kabbu, but isn't very vocal nor enthusiastic about it. Stratos prefers a shallow little ditch to lay in, which is something he might do if he's really really tired.

Delilah:

- She only actually drinks blood during fights as an attack, or if she's seriously injured and needs a pick-me-up (Stratos will usually step up to the plate for that). She's totally fine with nectar and plant juices and berry juices otherwise. Delilah is aware of the stereotype, and she just kinda rolls her eyes at it.

- Delilah can actually fly like Vi or Zasp. But she prefers to keep this information to herself, as she's worried it'll have people ask her to do more work.

[cozzzynook]

Blitzbee headcanons?

- Blitzwing and Bee have a cabin in the woods that they stay in each night. Its their little safe haven and its hidden where only they know.

-Blitzwing has nightmares that he doesn’t wake from so Bee will massage his chassis and hum songs against his spark to help calm him. It almost always works.

- Bee emerged with a dysfunction that makes him suffer in the cold. When Blitzwing found out he built a fire pit in their cabin. The cold also makes Bee’s frame hurt and makes it hard to move so Blitzwing holds him close and heats himself. He also just carries Bee around in the crook of his neck cables because he worries and wants him close to keep him safe.

- Bee is really good at cooking and so more often than not he’ll cook himself and Blitzwing energon that leaves the large recharging at the table.

- Bee loves using his wheels as roller skates while listening to music so he made Blitzwing a pair and slowly teaches the larger mech how to skate.

- blitzwing loves leaving bite marks on Bee. He especially loves softly nibbling on Bee’s horns.

- Bee has door wings he only reveals in medical exams and around the house with Blitzwing. Blitz understands why he doesn’t show them and he loves to groom and stretch them.

- Bee can’t take off in flight like Blitzwing can but he’s a hybrid mix of grounder and insecticon flyer. His door wings can open revealing intricate mesh and wires that are extremely vulnerable and perfect for soaring. Blitzwing holds Bee and takes off to the skies and Bee will spread his door wings open and flutter them before letting go and soaring besides Blitzwing. They both love to fly and Blitz is so happy he can do a type of flyer courtship with Bee. But he refuses to let Bee fly alone or past arms reach. His wings are able to soar but they do get tired kind of quick and Blitzwing won’t risk it.

- In his tank form Blitzwing is surprisingly fast and will race Bee. He doesn’t win but he does love being able to somewhat keep up with his hummel.

- the two oddly are sweet when alone. Bee uses sweet nicknames like my love and sweet spark in the most loving voice while Blitzwing looks at Bee like he hung the stars.

- their love language is touch. They both like personal space but for each other they have to be near the other or touching. Its something they crave and they have an easy time communicating it together because they aim to get their point across and be understanding.

I love this pairing i could go on forever

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#5

Good Omens Fic Rec List 17

Time for another edition of fics, from authors that haven’t yet been featured. As always, E-rated fics are Top Crowley. Enjoy!

1. The marriage of true minds by @hasturswig Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/34968889 Rating:  T Word Count:  12,177 (2/2 chapters, complete)

Aziraphale has his memories stolen by Gabriel. Surprisingly, he does remember Crowley, although he appears to be under the impression that they're married. When they're really not. The last thing Crowley wants to do is crush the angel's feelings with the truth, but it's difficult when the object of his affections is being so, well, affectionate. A soft and tender fic, with a conscientious Crowley and an adorable Aziraphale.

2. Ravishing by @somethingscarlet13 Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/7031827 Rating:  E Word Count:  1,949 (one-shot)

Features the pre-show Ineffables. Crowley and Aziraphale are drunk and bored one day, so they come up with a brilliant new game:  Aziraphale dares Crowley to seduce him, and the loser has to pay for the Ritz for an entire year. But are there really any losers here? A fun and sexy romp.

3. Heaven is the Backseat of My Bentley by @siblet-spliber and @supergeek21 Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/33899707 Rating:  E Word Count:  3,066 (one-shot)

Includes nsfw-ish fanart. Crowley has a carefully made scheme for the perfect proposal involving a picnic with his angel's favorite foods, when a rainstorm threatens to ruin it all. When they take cover in the Bentley, however, they make the most of the situation to indulge in a little lovemaking. Featuring Aziraphale showing his curves thanks to a wet shirt, sex in delightfully close quarters, and the ring, adding up to a perfect proposal after all.

4. Duress by sabinelagrande Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/19995847 Rating:  E Word Count:  6,395 (one-shot)

Hell launches a minor invasion of Earth, so Crowley kidnaps Aziraphale in order to save him from any truly nasty demons who might want to get their hands on him. As Crowley goes through the motions of pretending to be his master (all the while planning their escape from Hell), Aziraphale comes to the intriguing realization that he might not actually mind if Crowley really did take him off to some corner to ravish him. Centuries later, on their own side at last, they come up with a scenario to fulfill Aziraphale's fantasy of being overpowered by big, bad demon Crowley. Sexytimes!

5. Taking Care by Anon Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/31969666 Rating:  E Word Count:  1,821 (one-shot)

Some excellent smut with no other plot than Crowley becoming increasingly aroused by the sight of Aziraphale in his fancy duds at tedious dinner party. By the time Aziraphale goes around saying his good-byes and Crowley is able to drag him away, Crowley finds he's too turned on to drive them home. Another fine addition to the 'fucking in the Bentley' category.

6. Fly Me To The Moon by anaeifly and Augenblickgotter Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/27527020 Rating:  E Word Count:  970 (one-shot)

Includes nsfw fanart. Crowley gives Aziraphale a massage to help him relax. Which leads Crowley to think of other pleasant activities in which to indulge, which leads to him grooming Aziraphale's wings, and those wings turn out to be sensitive in a very particular way. Sweet lovemaking ensues.

7. All things in nature are dark except where exposed by the light by IneffableDemon Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/29155143 Rating:  E Word Count:  3,181 (one-shot)

Crowley has been assigned by Hell to become one of Leonardo da Vinci's students, but he's bored out of his skull. Art, it seems, is not for him. Things take a much more interesting turn when da Vinci requires him to start working on drawings of the human form and his model is none other than Aziraphale. In the nude. Soon Crowley is tempted to do more than just draw. Comes with nsfw fanart by Mulawasa.

8. Thrones of Pleasure by Ineffability_In_Eden Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/29146278 Rating:  E Word Count:  1,692 (one-shot)

A nervous Aziraphale announces he wants to try something new, to go to a sex club and show everyone how much he loves his demon. Crowley is perfectly happy to indulge him, showing him around the place and coaxing Aziraphale into deciding just what activities he would like to do. Features a blindfold, a not-so-private room with a surprisingly familiar throne, and a dominant demon who loves giving Aziraphale exactly what he wants.

33 notes - Posted March 28, 2022

#4

Here’s what we need more of:  fics where Crowley is the one who apologizes for the cruel things he’s done to Aziraphale, such as slamming him against that wall and trying to force him to shoot a child.

Not to mention for calling him stupid when Aziraphale wants to talk to God about saving the earth and everyone on it. I love Crowley to bits and I get that he was incredibly frustrated and scared and angry at that point, because the earth must have looked like a lost cause by then, but still. Aziraphale was very brave.

36 notes - Posted May 1, 2022

#3

Good Omens Fic Rec List 18

An edition of AUs, mostly human AUs, along with a canon-divergent fic, and one in which they're both vampires. As always, E-rated fics are top Crowley. Enjoy!

1. More Lonely Than Distrust by @aziraphalelookedwretched Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/22441153 Rating:  T Word Count:  92,080 (34/? chapters, WIP)

Canon-divergent AU. This is an absolute masterpiece of a fic. The author's depiction of the characters is vibrant and intriguing, putting the reader right in their heads. Be warned that this fic is a true enemies-to-friends-to-something-more story, they become actual enemies more than once over the centuries, and Crawly isn't always very nice. It starts off with this premise: Crawly doesn't meet Aziraphale on the wall of Eden, but instead runs into another angel, who isn't friendly in the slightest and kills Crawly immediately. From then on, Crawly knows only one thing about living on Earth, and that's kill or be killed. Meanwhile, Aziraphale is enduring an appalling, isolating imprisonment in Heaven as punishment for having given away his flaming sword. His return to Earth having been delayed by several hundred years, it makes his first meeting with Crawly rather tumultuous, ie, Crawly tries to kill him. Aziraphale is amazingly difficult to discorporate, however, and the more time goes on, as Aziraphale continues to cheerfully interact with Crawly, the more the demon is intrigued by the angel's relentlessly friendly attitude, his intelligence, and the underlying trauma that looms under Aziraphale's cheerful facade. Please mind the tags, though, as this fic deals with body horror, insanity, and gore related to Aziraphale's time in solitary confinement, not to mention some very interesting confrontations with Crawly, as the demon makes it his mission to discorporate this exasperating angel in ways both funny and gruesome.

2. This Way for Up by brutumfulmen Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/34080328 Rating:  M Word Count:  45,386 (3/3 chapters, complete)

Human AU. Crowley is a seasoned spelunker who specializes in cave rescues, and the night he's called in to try to save a boy scout trapped deep in a hazardous cave in an impossibly difficult position, the last thing he expects is to make a connection with the worried yet attractive scout leader he meets on the surface. But time is running out for Warlock. As the hours drag on and efforts to save him fail, Crowley and the rest of the crew begin to be filled with a growing dread that soon it'll be an extraction instead of a rescue. A tense, exciting story, featuring the demons from canon reimagined as spelunkers. During the long hours when Crowley is compelled to return to the surface to rest and recharge in preparation for the next rescue attempt, he gets to do so in the company of Aziraphale, discovering an unexpected source of encouragement which ultimately means the difference between life and death.

3. Villainous by @ineffablepenguin Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/30248922 Rating:  E Word Count:  216,580 (21/21 chapters, complete)

Human/Fantasy AU, in which Crow is an irritable wizard who just wants to tend to his plants and keep those bone-headed heroes out of his tower who keep trying to murder him, and Azra is a sunny, cheerful, but reluctant prince of the northern kingdom. Neither of them is happy with the roles that their respective sides insist they play. When they run into one another at some isolated ruins on the border of their countries, there's some initial awkwardness in which they half-heartedly try to fight each other, but they get to talking and become friends instead. They begin meeting there regularly, and their friendship blossoms, becoming a source of comfort and acceptance for them both, and slowly their relationship grows into love. Unfortunately they aren't allowed to live in peace, as Azra's family keeps pushing him to accept an arranged marriage, and then things really heat up when the dark wizards decide it's high time to reclaim their glory days and conquer the hated northern kingdom, dragging Crow and Azra into the entire mess. A wonderful, rollicking, slow-burn, friends-to-lovers adventure full of humor, magic, and fondness, as Crow and Azra grow closer together, and struggle to free themselves from their quarrelsome sides.

4. In the Blood by @entanglednow Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33468589 Rating:  E Word Count:  6,095 (one-shot)

Vampire AU. Aziraphale and Crowley are vampires of rival houses, and currently hostilities are officially restricted to sneering at one another as none of the nine houses want outright war. Still, they tread carefully to maintain their friendship, meeting secretly to avoid the notice of their superiors. On the eve of a grand celebration in which Aziraphale will be expected to partake in a public feeding, Crowley discovers that, shockingly, Aziraphale has never bitten a human victim in his entire vampiric existence. Wanting to help out his friend, Crowley offers himself up as a practice victim, leading to unexpected, yet sexy, results.

5. Give Me Hell! (It's a Merrier Place) by @angeletombee Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37365055 Rating:  E Word Count:  69,322 (33/33 chapters, complete)

Human AU. Aziraphale is a cook aboard a merchant ship when pirates attack, and he becomes the prisoner of the fearsome Captain Crowley. But he soon makes it clear that Aziraphale isn't really a prisoner. In fact, he means to court Aziraphale properly, in hopes that the pretty, fussy cook will accept a dastardly pirate as a lover. Aziraphale has long had to hide his sexual identity and never before has he been able to be as free as he is with the handsome captain. Crowley is dashing, courteous, and makes no secret of his attraction, and it's a potent combination enough to sweep Aziraphale off his feet. A perfectly fantastic whirlwind romance, featuring a merry crew that becomes like family to Aziraphale, great action, and of course hot sex.

6. The Book Clerk and the Sugar Daddy by @holycatsandrabbits and @wargoddess9

Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/39096657

Rating:  E

Word Count:  4,052 (one-shot)

Human AU. When Crowley ducks into a bookshop to grab a last-minute gift for his mother, he spots something that he wants for himself:  the lovely plush young clerk who happens to be working there. He makes Aziraphale an offer that the blushing clerk certainly can refuse if he wants, but oh how Crowley hopes he'll accept. With a few set rules in place, Aziraphale begins to come out of his shell, bravely accompanying Crowley to one party after another, and to Crowley's delight, Aziraphale is bright, charming, and polite, as attractive on the inside as he is on the outside. Crowley does his utmost to shower him with gifts, to drive home the point to his angel that he can have whatever he desires. Super sexy and fun one-shot, accompanied by glorious fanart.

7. All My Heart is Yours by @feraltuxedo Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/38043694 Rating:  E Word Count:  63,809 (21/21 chapters, complete)

A human AU set in Victorian times, inspired by Jane Eyre (although the author assures that no wives were locked up in this story). Aziraphale is a disgraced teacher in desperate need of a job, and when he's hired to tutor the heir of Eden Hall he seizes the chance, despite the loneliness and isolation of the area. There are some compensations, however. His pupil Adam is a bright young man, Mrs. Shadwell the housekeeper is warm and welcoming, and despite having to learn the appalling art of horseback riding, Aziraphale's workload isn't too onerous. In fact, he manages to acquire an additional unofficial student in the form of Pepper, a parlormaid who wants to learn to read. What's more, at Eden Hall he's far away from anyone who knows the reason why he lost his last teaching position. But perhaps most importantly of all, the eccentric head of the household, Mr. Crowley, while initially brusque and rude, warms up to him quickly and they become friends despite their differences in class. He's also distractingly attractive, and Aziraphale must remind himself daily why falling in love with him is an incredibly bad idea. Please be aware that the fic deals with period-typical homophobia. An excellent fic, fine storytelling that also explores the issues of class and rank.

56 notes - Posted July 7, 2022

#2

Good Omens Fic Rec List 19

A collection of human/demon AUs. Aziraphale as a priest being tempted by demon Crowley is a popular theme! Enjoy these selections.

1. In the House of My Father by @entanglednow Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/34490506 Rating:  E Word Count:  12,158 (one-shot)

Father Aziraphale is summoned to the estate of Lord Gabriel, and is confronted with an imprisoned demon, Crowley, from whom he has been ordered to extract information, and to clean up the demon's wounds sustained from nightly torture. He knows he shouldn't pity this creature from Hell, but he can't help but feel that Lord Gabriel's methods to be rather extreme. Crowley seems able to heal from the wounds dealt to him nightly, but Aziraphale finds it impossible to remain aloof, and once Crowley starts appearing in his dreams, he finds himself drawn ever deeper into a forbidden relationship. As Gabriel increasingly demands answers to his questions, the pressure on Aziraphale mounts until he is driven to make a choice.

2. A State of Bliss by @janara7 Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/39295611 Rating:  E Word Count: 10,849 (one-shot)

This fic features the lads from Radio Omens. Aziraphale is a writer who's had enormous success with his first book, but now he simply can't get his next one off the ground. The publishers are putting pressure on him. And then he's approached by a stranger named Crowley, who reveals that he's a demon who can help Aziraphale out. But he doesn't want his soul. In exchange for sex, Crowley will get rid of that pesky writer's block. Aziraphale is appalled at first, but the deadline is looming ever closer, and once Crowley gives him a little taste of unfettered creativity the likes of which Aziraphale's never experienced, his resolve starts to waver. This fic is HOT. Great slow build-up of pressure as Aziraphale struggles to get back his writing mojo on his own, but with his publishers breathing down his neck and Crowley sauntering across his path every so often, this is some serious temptation.

3. Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (And I Plan to do it Again) by HidingInTheInkwell Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/21609598 Rating:  E Word Count:  15,355 (7/7 chapters, complete)

Aziraphale is a deacon who does his best, but somehow it never seems to be enough for his superior, Gabriel, who is continually criticizing his looks and actions. Until he encounters Crowley who, although a demon and a creature he knows he ought to shun, is the only one who truly sees Aziraphale and his worth. CW for physical and emotional abuse.

4. The Bargain by @holycatsandrabbits and PrimeBubbleLad Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/39097902 Rating:  E Word Count:  3,986 (one-shot)

Aziraphale is a lonely librarian who becomes rather smitten with a demon in one of his books, and decides to summon him for...companionship. Crowley fulfills his secret yearnings, he's confident and dominating, yet kind too, and considerate of Aziraphale's feelings, and he discovers that he really likes it when Crowley takes charge.  This was fun to read, with a little twist at the end that deepened the feels. Includes some most excellent art!

5. The Serpent's Dreams: A Thief in the King's Garden and Other Tales by siderism Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/39425421 Rating:  E Word Count:  4,782 (one-shot)

Aziraphale finds an intriguing old book at an estate sale, filled with erotic stories and paintings of a beautiful red-haired man. The front of the book is full of the names of previous owners, with one space left for one more name. As he reads a chapter each night, he begins having vivid dreams, all of which feature the lovely man from the book, who for some reason seems quite keen that Aziraphale ought to sign his name. CW for possible dubcon, though that's more in relation to Aziraphale's soul rather than the steamy acts these two get up to.

6. Come in, father by DarkHedgehog Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/34805665 Rating:  E Word Count:  2,758 (one-shot)

Father Aziraphale has been invited to the house of a wealthy man, Crowley, one dark night, where his faith is challenged. With his skillful musicianship, his every smirk and knowing word, Crowley knows exactly the effect he's having on Aziraphale, and he won't take no for an answer. CW for dubious consent.

7. How To Catch a Demon by @holycatsandrabbits Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/26512651 Rating:  E Word Count:  11,374 (3/3 chapters, complete)

Aziraphale is a college student who works in a bookstore next to Anathema's occult shop. He's a skeptic of all things supernatural, and loves debating about the existence of ghosts,  demons, and other entities with Anathema, which makes it a bit challenging for his boyfriend Crowley, who happens to be an actual demon. Not that Crowley minds Aziraphale's skepticism exactly, as it keeps things interesting, but it does mean hiding who he really is. Until the day he and Aziraphale walk into Anathema's shop in the middle of a hold-up, and Crowley takes action against the robbers.  A fun, sexy tale featuring a mischievous Aziraphale and naga Crowley.

8. Ekstasis by @wargoddess9 and @zadusk Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/34496314 Rating:  E Word Count:  58,057 (16/16 chapters, complete)

Many years ago Aziraphale gave up his vocation as a priest for the love of a demon. Being with Crowley has extended his lifespan by a miraculous amount, but he's still only human, and now he's passed away. In the midst of insurmountable grief, Crowley's only goal is to be reunited with his love, wherever his soul has gone. The question remains, though:  has Aziraphale gone to Heaven, as would be right for a person as good and kind as he is? Or has he been sentenced to Hell, for daring to love a demon? This fic is a rollercoaster of emotions, of despair and grief and hope, as both Crowley and Aziraphale remember their long life together and become ever more determined to find their way back to each other. Includes some truly gorgeous art!

65 notes - Posted October 9, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Multichapter Masterlist

A request on discord led me to realize that while there are a great many one-shots with topCrowley/bottomAziraphale, finding multichapter fics is more challenging. Hence this post. I’ll reblog and add on to the list as time goes on, and they’ll probably all be rated E, with a few rated M.

This post could become rather long and unwieldy as I reblog it with the additions, so I'll put them under cuts.

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (And I Plan to Do It Again) by HidingintheInkwell (wordcount 15,355. 7/7 chapters)   https://archiveofourown.org/works/21609598  Human/demon AU. Deacon Aziraphale and demon Crowley.

Beyond the Darkening Road by brutumfulmen (wordcount 56,258. 3/? chapters, WIP)   https://archiveofourown.org/works/21504613  Human/Regency AU, some fairytale elements. Aziraphale enters into an arranged marriage with the mysterious Lord Crowley.

Whatever you need by @unproblematicme (wordcount 66,497. 18/18 chapters)   https://archiveofourown.org/works/21481141  A dark Crowley fic, angst with a happy ending.

Sweet Temptation by @shay-moonsilk (wordcount 48,647. 7/7 chapters)   https://archiveofourown.org/works/20788211  Human AU, Sugar Daddy Crowley fic. Lawyer Crowley and cam worker Aziraphale.

(No) Empty Spaces by @mimsynims  (wordcount 58,915. 18/18 chapters)   https://archiveofourown.org/works/34697623  Human AU. Crowley has been crashing on his friend Anathema’s couch and needs a place to stay. Aziraphale rents him a room in his flat.

Un Jeu de Cache-Cache by @nikkiscarlet (wordcount 22,346. 6/7 chapters, WIP)   https://archiveofourown.org/works/22060270  Crowley is busy with a secret project and gets Aziraphale a cell phone. The angel discovers some sexy uses for it.

New Horizons, Old Troubles by @unproblematicme (wordcount 44,961.10/10 chapters)   https://archiveofourown.org/works/29404503 Omegaverse human AU. And Pirates! Pirate captain Crowley and cook/herbalist Aziraphale.

Serpents and Pyramids by boredom (wordcount 95,821. 34/34 chapters)      https://archiveofourown.org/works/24389866  Human AU. Aziraphale runs away to Egypt for one last adventure before he gets married to his oppressive fiance Gabriel. Crowley is his guide in the desert.

The Pocket Watch by @holycatsandrabbits (wordcount 15,805. 4/4 chapters)    https://archiveofourown.org/works/27645601  Human AU. Jewel store owner Aziraphale and jewel thief Crowley.

The Sandford Flower Show by @omgmussimm (wordcount 46,188. 10/10 chapters)  https://archiveofourown.org/works/20577284  Aziraphale and Crowley must face off against another powerful demon/angel partnership.

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[kid-of-chaos]

Eh, might as well do double for both Gizmo and Hypno:

[Live for a Purpose, or to find one if left without one]: Gizmo is all about making tech, improving tech, and trying not to be in his brother’s shadow, or anyone’s, for that matter. Also make friends, but he isn’t really the best at it. Hypno’s goals are 1. Manage his circus, and 2. Get revenge on the Halcandrans + Jambandrians for the experimentations they done long ago that drove his kind to near extinction via hypnosis and mental breakdowns.

[Master your emotions, yet don’t be dull]: Gizmo can experience whimsy, it’s not rare for him. Mostly when his projects work or when food tastes ESPECIALLY good. If he cares about you, you’ll know. Hypno is whimsical, but it’s an act half of the time. Being the ringleader requires a reign on your mind, after all.

[Be honest unless stated otherwise]: Gizmo is as blunt as a knife, he RARELY lies. Hypno lies a bit more, but he has a reputation of a ringmaster, what is he supposed to say, “As well as hosting my traveling circus, I also want to get revenge for me and my kin being experimented on to the brink of extinction by a majority of the ancients”?

[Don’t steal unless it’s an emergency]: Hypno can just create stuff via magic, who needs to steal? Unless scavenging through junkyards count as stealing, Gizmo’s hands are clean.

[If you’re outnumbered, WIN BY ALL MEANS NECESSARY]: Yeah they both will do this hehe. They won’t kill, they have standards, but mental destruction was never off the table, neither is light hospitalization.!

[Self care is important so do it]: Gizmo, surprisingly, does the best he can despite living in a bunker. And of course Hypno would keep himself healthy and well-groomed, he’s got a show to run!

[Follow your principles]: Gizmo has no idea what that means, he’s not moral smart, although he is (forcefully) closeted from society, so… yeah. Same goes for Hypno, though it’s because he’s been on the run.

[Don’t kill your kin unless they strike first]: All of Gizmo’s kin is dead (no more kirby copies), and all of Hypno’s kin is near dead. They can’t, nor do they want to. Kirby might be the exception to Gizmo, but biologically speaking, they aren’t related at all. Kirby Printer and whatnot.

[Don’t expect the Deities to do all the work]: Yes to this. No further explanation needed.

[Show respect to nice people]: Gizmo will try, although he might fail due to his habit of being a Pragmatic Pessimist. He rarely knows he’s being so as well. Hypno will follow this, of course.

[If they disrespect, they are no longer kin]: Hypno did this once. One of the surviving [Race Name Pending] nearly got the others killed by snitching, so.. yeah. Mind break for them it was. In Gizmo’s defense, Kirby fired a star at him before he could grant the final wish, and since Kirby nearly caused the Fragment Stabilization to go wack and blow him up, that was all Gizmo needed.

[Do not Disrespect the Dark-Winged Disaster]: Neither Gizmo nor Hypno want ANY smoke from her-

Thinking about how funny it could be for Valfrey to put each tournament participant on an Honour Tier List based on how honourable she believes them to be to explore her warrior code more.

Though some would be more difficult to judge due to limited knowledge on their personalities and actions.

And I'd have to clarify that a low honour rating doesn't mean that I dislike any of the OCs (but Valfrey likely does dislike them). Valfrey doesn't represent my opinions.

Also I'd like to mention that there wasn't a universe samurai code of honour in history. The whole bushido thing is a modern invention romanticising a rather gruesome historical reality.

Valfrey and the two Morpho Knights all three have different warrior codes, with Dream Eater being generally more akin to the romanticised version and the Reborn Butterfly representing the harshest of realities featuring practises such as head taking. Valfrey is more in between, the duality theme is strong.

[sourwormsaresour]

Well then! How about some early relationship formaghia headcanons?

I've enjoyed browsing your blog, by the way! Wonderful writing!

Oh~ Formaggio x Ghiaccio is a ship I don't really think about too much but let's see! I kinda wrote this more as a general what is formaghia relationship is like, so I hope you don’t mind. 

 (Imagine the cat is Ghiaccio and those are Formaggio's hands).

How they met:

Formaggio's backstory actually shows this but it got deleted (T-T). Long story short: Formaggio pulled an Among Us; he vented in order to avoid getting caught by the police and ended up falling into La Squadra’s meeting room when it gave way. Obviously La Squadra wanted to kill him but it was Ghiaccio that told everyone to stand down and let him join the team instead. His reasoning is that he was able to tell that Formaggio has no Stand yet impressively got himself through La Squadra’s headquarters undetected and he would be a good asset rather than an enemy for the team. After hearing Formaggio’s story regarding why he was there in the first place, it was Ghiaccio that vouched for Formaggio to join the team instead under the guise of it being a “punishment” for being caught snooping around. 

How they became close:

Formaggio ended up being rather good at handing the administrative and financial aspects of the team. As we saw in canon, Formaggio has people working for him and a proper office to do such work compared to the other members of the team. I headcanon that Sorbet and Gelato tend to be the ones in the group that handle this sort of work, which could explain why Sorbet is particular with money, and Formaggio also not only helped them out but most likely took over their work after their deaths. Since Ghiaccio is second-in-command, he probably interacts with Formaggio the most because he needs to relay back to Risotto the situation regarding La Squadra’s financial and business situation. It also helps that Ghiaccio is the one that talks most about money in canon, so he would naturally go to the person who is handling expenses in order to know what’s up and how to help Risotto organize everything. 

Ghiaccio often visited Formaggio in his office. Eventually, they end up spending more time together both there and outside of work too. 

As friends:

Think of himbo jock who adopted awkward nerd as a little brother. I remember there was this Tumblr post someone said about their friendship with a himbo jock that began when the guy first approached her and was like “you’re bi right? you know women in skirts? pretty hot.” That’s basically Formaggio and Ghiaccio right there. Formaggio doesn’t infanticize Ghiaccio but he does sometimes act like he’s a big brother to him out of humor and would do things like wing-man him, coo at him when he does something rather cute, etc. Ghiaccio got use to the occasional head noggings and Formaggio doesn’t mind having to explain figures of speech or jokes when the other man doesn’t get it. They also ended up learning a lot from each other; Formaggio learns how to keep himself more groomed (curly hair wash method, not using bar soap but a proper cleanser) and Ghiaccio learns it’s okay to be a slob if you’re comfortable with it (not always shaving his face, farting loudly for giggles). They have burping contests now, and it annoys La Squadra so much...

May I also point to this headcanon I made regarding Formaggio and Ghiaccio being SoundCloud rappers too?

Surprisingly, they are each other's best hypemen. They’re the ones that would high five and chest bump each other after a successful kill, no matter how awkward it is and they’re the ones that give thumbs up at the bars when one managed to nail a hot hookup for the night. When Formaggio is feeling down for thinking that his Stand maybe isn't on par with the rest of the team, Ghiaccio's in his corner reminding him why he's important. Despite Ghiaccio often portraying himself as arrogant with his Stand abilities, Formaggio knows he's less confident with his leadership skills and is in his corner to remind the younger man that he is a good second-in-command.

As lovers:

Due to them spending time with each other, it’s no wonder that they started getting feelings for each other too. Both are unfortunately in denial; Formaggio because he’s never dated a guy and Ghiaccio because he has a hard time expressing the fact that he has a crush on his co-worker. Formaggio began to notice that Ghiaccio didn’t visit his office as often, due to Ghiaccio not knowing how to tell him that he likes him without compromising their work relationship, and eventually Formaggio cornered him after a work meeting. It’s anti-cimatic, but the whole thing went as:

“Bro, why are you avoiding me?”

“It’s because I like you dummy!”

“Well, duh. We’re friends! Of course we like each other!”

“... Friends?”

“Yeah... unless... wait...”

“...”

“...”

“I recently stocked up on condoms. Wanna try it out tonight?”

“Formaggio!”

They’re surprisingly not as affectionate in public to each other as you would think. Formaggio is rather respectful of Ghiaccio not wanting to show off that much due to Ghiaccio’s status and his overall comfort zone wanting to take things slow. But there are those rare moments where Ghiaccio feels a bit burned out and randomly hug Formaggio out of the blue or Formaggio would do the same back and Ghiaccio doesn’t try to push him off. In private, there’s a lot of cuddling. Ghiaccio is a bit more openly affectionate as the relationship progresses, but it’s still rather tame. Formaggio is relentless with physical touch though. He likes holding Ghiaccio’s hand while they work, sleeping with his head on his lap, big spooning him, squishing his cheeks. He sometimes calls Ghiaccio out of nowhere just to say that he misses him but makes sure to call when he’s sure Ghiaccio isn’t in the middle of a mission or something important.

They like impromptu dates. Ghiaccio is usually the one who suggests the date idea but Formaggio has occasionally planned surprises for more elaborate dates like fancy dinners or soccer games. La Squadra has an idea that they’re dating but neither of them confirm or deny it. Ghiaccio likes it that way, since he doesn’t really like to show off and gets flustered if he experiences affection. Formaggio does like to tease him when he gets flustered but respects his boundary. 

Of course, what I said about what they are as friends still counts as lovers too.   

What they like to do together:

Car rides! Ghiaccio loves taking his car out for a spin and Formaggio can’t help but join at any opportunity. Not only is there an andrenaline rush whe racing other cars, attending illegal car shows, or trying to get away from the cops via chase but the two of them would also use Ghiaccio’s car to get laid for the night (in their words, who can’t say no to a guy with a nice car). In addition to that, Formaggio is always down for a late night snack whenever Ghiaccio is feeling rather hungry. So, these two would go zooming into the night to some sort of fast food chain or restaurant, grab some to-go, then drive to a nearby cliff and watch the stars while they munch down on food. 

Formaggio and Ghiaccio also love watching soccer games together. Formaggio is a bigger fan of soccer but whenever he has a spare ticket, his first choice is always Ghiaccio. They found out they like the same teams, same players, and they both get hyphy at every match. They’re also the ones that need to get bailed out after a post-game riot. But hey, there’s a saying that good friends bail you out of jail while best friends are in jail with you. 

Ghiaccio tried to get Formaggio to go to the gym together but Formaggio eventually just became too lazy to go as frequently as him. When he does go, he’s mostly doing weights and then sitting around until Ghiaccio is finished with his routine. They do like to get lunch and then nap together afterwards. 

What do they like most about each other:

Formaggio admires Ghiaccio’s work ethic and comraderie. He was shocked to know this kid is really young yet is able to handle the responsibilities of being the second-in-command of a hitman team. Despite the teasing that is commonly done in the group, Ghiaccio is also the one that calls bullshit if it’s about to get too far. He values each team member and sees the imporance of each person in the team. Prosciutto’s the one that does the pep talk but Ghiaccio’s the one that points to Prosciutto who needs it the most. There’s a reason why Risotto chose him as second-in-command despite his age and lack of experience prior to joining La Squadra. 

Ghiaccio admires Formaggio for his soft skills and his ability to bring the team together. Formaggio is known for his “work hard, play hard” approach to things and that not only helped make things less intense but he’s able to manipulate social cues to ensure that the team isn’t thinking with their emotions when it comes to making very high-stake decisions. Formaggio has a way to bring everyone back to neutral ground, which also helps Ghiaccio when he needs to calm down and is unable to do so himself. 

[digimonloving]

Out of curiosity, would you do a nsfw alphabet for Beelzemon from xros wars? I'm aware that you don't repeat Digimon for nsfw alphabets, but since he's alot different from the traditional Beelzemon. If not it's cool :D

Beelzebumon (Xros Wars) NSFT Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

My, did someone call for the softest Beel ever? Because he becomes so gentle and cuddly, as if he's not that way already. He can't help but wrap his arms (or one and half of the other) around his partner as he pulls them close to just... bask in the afterglow. He kisses along their face and neck and praises them and thanks them for such a nice time, every single time.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Beelzebumon enjoys his partner's ass. Admittedly, he's a bit of an ass man, as much as he loves a good chest... He'd never vocally say so, he does enjoy it greatly.

His wings, they're powerful and incredibly soft, so he can wrap his partner in a blanket of just him and they'd be nice, warm, and could pet his wings as much as they'd want to.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Much like the other, Beelzebumon cums quite a lot, and god... he loves to watch it leak from his partner's holes. It makes him want to go all over again, even if they've just finished a long session.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Beelzebumon has... a piece of their clothing he took from them, one that was older, but smelled of their scent. Often cleans up his... "messes" with it should he ever get the thought to masturbate to a dirty thought he couldn't get out of his mind.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Beelzebumon is pretty shy.... he doesn't have much experience at all, and lets his partner take the lead for the first few times before he gets the hang of it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Reverse cowgirl for when his partner is taking lead, doggy or cuddling sex for when he's in charge

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Beelzebumon is... awkward, he tries to avoid being goofy at all as he just makes himself look like a fool if he tries... His partner reassures him some when he tries but fails at it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very nicely groomed, a patch of blond hair resting above his cock that's jsut as fluffy as his hair

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Beelzebumon is a SUCKER for intimacy. It's why he loves to hold them so close when he's having sex, just... enjoying one another, how soft he feels for them... he loves it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

surprisingly not too big on it. Not sure if he either doesn't have time to do so, or the thought just doesn't cross his mind to do it... But when he does do it, he makes sure he's alone and will be for a bit before he even attempts to touch his straining cock. There's just some thoughts that won't go away and he can't stand the feeling of his cock pressed against his armor.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise, marking/scenting, cum stuffing

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Beelzebumon much prefers the privacy of a bedroom... though there are times he really wants to try and fuck his partner while they fly in the air... but mostly just. The bedroom.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His partner being direct with him with what they want. He's a bit on the shy side, but them bringing out their low voice and telling him exactly what they want him to do to them, or what they want to do to him, makes him blush like hell but also... really gets him going. Literally just whispering what they want from him gets him riled up.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Watersports, daddy kink

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Beelzebumon is.. He enjoys giving oral, but he needs a bit of instruction from his partner, usually letting them ride his face and use him as they want to get off. When he gets oral from them, he whines and whimpers, begging for more from them. He doesn't have a preference for who gets it first, and he always tries his best to reciprocate. He gets better at it and soon enough gets a little too good at making his partner whimper as much as he does once he gains the confidence...

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Beelzebumon prefers it slow and sensual, at least when he's fucking his partner. When his partner takes the lead, he really doesn't care how they prefer it -- fast, rough, slow, whatever. He'll take anything they give to him.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Beelzebumon is... he has mixed feelings over it. He both really doesn't mind them, but only past a certain point when he's gotten used to what he and his partner both enjoy from one another.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Beelzebumon wouldn't mind if his partner wanted to experiment ith something... new. He always tries it first before he voices his thoughts on if he likes it or not...

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

When it comes to him, it can depend. When his partner is taking the lead, he can cum quite quick just from how they make him feel, but he can keep pumping and going despite it, leading to more rounds as he fucks into them despite the cum dripping down for it drives him crazy and makes him keep going. When he's in lead, he tries to keep it a bit more clean, not cumming until he feels his partner has first.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Not too big a fan of toys -- at least not when he's taking lead. If his partner wants to bring toys in, he'll let them, so long as it's not something too extreme or so... But he at least tries once.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not a fan of teasing, really wouldn't know where to start with it...

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

His volume is always different depending on the situation. Blowjob? Whiny and loud as he begs his partner for more. His partner riding him? Also a bit loud as he praises them and moans out loud for them to hear. When he's the one in control? So soft... so quiet as he just grunts and growls as he holds them close to him as he ruts into them

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

It's a bit funny how quickly he can go from quiet and shy to confident anddominant should the mood strike just right. But he still gets a bit awkward and shy around his partner when they just walk around naked. Even if he knows he can look at them, he tends to avoid it even if they've been together for some time...

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Very akin to any other Beelzemon - long, thick, has ridges along the topside of his cock, with "barbs" lining the rest.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not all that high, really. It only ramps up to high when his partner wants him, cause otherwise he's not doing too much.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Still has enough energy to stay awake to watch his partner fall asleep. He always wraps his wings around them to get them more comfortable as well before falling asleep himself.

[arthursaus]

Plush AU Flaky Headcanons!

She’s very shy. Chances are, the two of you first met properly when she wasn’t able to turn back into a plush in time.

Flaky may be timid, but she gets jealous somewhat easily. She’ll tug on your sleeve to get you to pay attention to her.

She hates being the center of attention, unless it’s your attention, and in character form, will often hide behind you.

She chews her lip when she’s nervous, which is a lot. You have to keep pulling her lip from between her teeth. She blushes from embarrassment whenever you do that. And maybe something else, too.

She definitely wears sweaters. Sweaters of all kinds. Sweater dresses. Sweaters with thumb holes. Sweaters with too-long sleeves. Sweaters that fit just right. Sweaters that hang off of her frame like a child wearing their parent’s shirt. You get the gist.

She also really likes academia, surprisingly. She also kinda likes crowcore/goblincore/corvidcore. Lots of mushroom-including aesthetics. Am I projecting? Maybe a little.

She’d ask you to help her with her quills. I headcanon that they get messy sometimes, like, tangled and in disarray. It’s kinda the equivalent of grooming a bird or bird hybrid’s wings.

She does well with most other characters, though Disco Bear is oft to flirt with her (she doesn’t like it), and though she finds Flippy to be enjoyable company, and a good friend, she’s very scared of Fliqpy, so she’s rather cautious of Flippy as a result.

If you spend more time with other characters than her, she will get jealous quickly. She’ll death glare at them. Other than Flippy of course, she’s too intimidated, even if she knows he wouldn’t mind it too much.

When in plush form, she’s rather hard to spot from her non-living counterparts. As such, be wary of how you pick up and treat each Flaky you see. It might be alive.

[manic-wentz]

Can I Help You Groom Them

Pairing: Destiel

Warnings: Gay sex, blow job, Dean not getting any, wing!kink, friends to lovers

I couldn't stop watching Cas. I didn't know what it was about him that was making me feel this way, but the concentration on his face was amazing.

"Hey, Cas?" I asked softly.

He looked at me with those huge innocent eyes that he has and I swear I almost moaned. "Yes, Dean?"

"What are you thinking about?"

"I haven't groomed my wings in a few months and I was considering doing it now but I don't want to make you uncomfortable."

I thought about that. "It wouldn't make me uncomfortable. I actually want to see them."

He looked astonished. "Would you really?"

"Yeah."

"Okay. I'll have to remove some of my clothing. Would that make you uncomfortable, Dean?"

Keep it cool, Winchester. "No, of course not, Cas."

He locks eyes with me, seemingly making sure that I meant that. But of course I did. He was Castiel.

And so our own personal angel, took off his trench coat, tie, and dress shirt, leaving his surprisingly muscular chest. I wasn't really expecting that.

The focused look on his face returned and within seconds a pair of beautiful black wings sprang into existence. I was rendered speechless.

Cas looked concerned. "Are you okay, Dean?"

I mentally shook myself. "Yeah, I'm okay. I'm fine. I was just a bit awestruck by them. They're beautiful, Cas." I hesitated. "Uh... can I help you groom them?"

Cas once again looked astonished. "You would really like to help me?"

"Why does that surprise you?"

"I just wasn't expecting you to see them the way you do, I suppose." He looked at me and smiled. "We should go to my room, though." I didn't question this.

When we got in he sat down on his bed, and I clambered up to sit behind him.

"Will you teach what I need to do to groom them?" I asked

His smile returned. "Of course."

He took my hand and lead it to the feathers at the top of one of his wings and let me go just before I touched it.

"Just use your fingers to comb through the feathers and straighten them out."

I nodded, even though he couldn't see me because he had already turned back around. I lightly brushed my hand across the top of his right wing, just trying to see if they were as soft as they looked. I barely had a second to comprehend that they were before I heard Cas groan. I immediately became concerned.

"You okay, Cas? Am I hurting you?"

"You are fine, Dean. They're just a little sensitive is all. You may continue if you wish."

And so I began to rake my fingers through them, but it didn't take long for me to notice that Cas was groaning again. At this point I had decided that I would simply trust him to tell me if i was hurting him.

"Dean?"

I stopped. "Yeah, Cas?"

"Your fingers are too dry. There is a gland at the base of each wing that should be secreting oil to help you groom them."

"Okay." I felt around for them and found them, and as he had said, they were definitely leaking. I gathered up some of the oil and began to apply it to his wings, but then he did something I wasn't expecting. He moaned. Loudly. I only paused for a second, then decided that playing it off would be the best move in this situation. I continued applying the oil, and I could tell that something was happening in his head, but I didn't want to stop.

Once I got to the downy feathers at the base, he gave a particularly loud moan and whirled around faster than any mere mortal could. I must have looked shocked, because I saw regret flood his face.

"I'm so sorry, Dean. I've just never let anyone else groom them before, and it's giving me these feelings. It doesn't feel the same as whenever I do it."

"Is it bad?" I asked tentatively.

He smiled again. "No, it's not, Dean. It feels really good."

I began my work on the second wing after he had turned back around.

"So, you said it feels good," I started. He nodded his agreement. "Feels good how?"

For a second I thought I had crossed a line because he didn't say anything. Just as I was about to apologize, he spoke.

"Look down, Dean."

I was confused. "Down where?"

In his profile, I saw him blush. "My pants, Dean."

I looked down and saw the obvious strain in his dress pants. I was surprised. I didn't I would ever be able to do anything that would turn on the angel.

"Do you want me to help you with that, Cas?"

He stopped moving for a second. "I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with."

I almost laughed. "That wouldn't make me uncomfortable, Cas. Just let me finish this wing."

He nodded, and after I had finished to Cas's satisfaction, he turned around to face me. I had about half a second to comprehend this before he roughly pressed his lips to mine. I was surprised for that exact same amount of time before I kissed him back. I slid my tongue across his bottom lip, wordlessly asking for his permission to enter. He granted it. I got the feeling he wasn't very familiar with the idea of gay sex. I flipped him over on his bed so I was on top. I could feel him hardening against me, but I wanted to see just how turned on I could get him, since I had wanted this since I first saw him.

And so, the first thing I did was slide my tongue against his. I felt him groan into the kiss as I began to explore every corner of his mouth with my tongue. But that wasn't all I had planned to get him worked up. Continuing my work in his mouth, I also reached behind him and gave the feather a slight, experimental tug. It seemed to have the desired effect on him, because he pulled back to mewl a bit while he bit my lower lip. I couldn't stop the slight moan that escaped me at the feeling of it.

He started to unbutton my flannel, and I helped him with the last few buttons. I shrugged out of it once we finished unbuttoning it. He didn't even pause to think before he pulled my undershirt over my head. I decided that I rather enjoyed Cas when he let go a bit.

It astonished it me a bit when we fought to get the others pants off first. Finally, Cas used his grace to remove every other article of clothing between us, never breaking the kiss that we had restarted at some point after he had gotten my shirt off. I could feel his hardness against my thigh, and I ran my hand down his chest to grip it in my hand and slowly stroke it. I pulled back to see his face while I did this, and it was a beautiful sight to behold. His head was tilted back against the duvet and I couldn't stop myself from shuffling down to settle my head between his legs.

He looked down at me with a slack jaw, but he threw his head back again when I ran my tongue over his slit. The moan he let out then was borderline pornographic, and he crossed that line when I groaned against him in response to the first one.

I adored the look on his face when I teased him, but I couldn't wait to see it when I made him cum.

And so, I decided that I would. At first. I only took the tip in my mouth. I gave one hard suck and reached around to tangle my fingers in his feathers. He moaned so loud that he practically screamed. I had to pull off for a second so that I could bite his thigh. Once I was sure that I wouldn't bite his dick, I jumped back up to take him in all the way until I could feel him at the back of my throat.

At that point, he was squirming around so much that I had to hold him down by his waist. I kept running my fingers through the softness of his feathers, because I couldn't get enough of the feeling of it, and it seemed like he couldn't either. He wasn't even moaning anymore, he was just gasping a lot, like he was feeling too much and he couldn't catch his breath. Occasionally, he would let out a whine, but that was only if I gave a particularly hard suck.

I could feel his legs shaking, and I knew he was close. There was one more thing I wanted him to do before he got to that point. I pulled off.

His head shot up to look at me.

"What is it, Dean?"

I cracked my best shit-eating grin. "You close, Cas?" Like I didn't already know.

"Yes, Dean," he practically growled at me.

"You wanna cum, Cas?" I purred at him.

He just glared at me.

"Use your words."

He did growl this time.

"Yes, Dean."

I hummed against his inner thigh.

"Beg for it."

His breath hitched in his throat, all of his anger disappearing.

"What?"

My smirk grew deeper. "You heard me. Beg for it."

He let out a little whine. "Please, Dean. Please, finish this."

I chuckled darkly. "Little more, Cas. Come on, I know you can do it.

He let out a louder whine. "Please, Dean." I tugged on some of his feathers, causing him to damn near scream. "Ugh. Please, Dean, PLEASE!" That's more like it, I thought to myself.

"Oh, and, uh, one more thing, Cas."

He whimpered.

"Look at me when you cum." I locked eyes with him to let him know that I was serious. He nodded frantically.

As I went back to where I was, sucking off a desperate sounding Cas, I reached back behind him to begin stroking his feathers again, making his hands shoot to my hair and these sexy, wanton noises to leave his mouth, not even meaning to let me know how close he was. I watched his head drop back against the duvet again, but I had my rules. I untangled one of my hands from his feathers to tap on his stomach to get his eyes back on mine. They seemed more blue than usual, but that was probably because his pupils were practically pinpoints from how close he was. They were glassy, but they could still see me and comprehend everything I was doing, that much I could tell. With his eyes back on me, I returned my hands to his feathers, tugging hard to get him over the edge as fast as I could.

When he came, it was glorious. His eyes widened, his mouth went slack, he barely managed to keep his eyes on me, but he did, he was alternating between panting, whining, and moaning my name. His seed shot down my throat in a total of three bursts, after which he pushed me off of him and let his head fall back as he dealt with the aftershocks. I crawled up to him to kiss his forehead and actually, literally pass out before he was even done, because blow jobs make me exhausted. Can't say I regret it though. I'm glad Cas let me help him groom.

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Horse headcanon

This may be a bit random but as someone obsessed with both horses and otome, I'm going to write a headcanon of the Azuchi and kasagayama horses

Side note for those who don't know, "pony" refers to a horse under 14 hands, there are many rideable horses under 14 hands. When I use the term "pony" I am not referring to a miniature horse. also if it sounds like I'm talking about a horse I k ow personally it's because I am.

Nobunaga

• I think he has a dark horse Canon and that suits him. Beautiful and intimidating. A little on the taller end and muscular.

• There is no doubt in my mind that his horse is a stallion (gelding is rare in Japan today, so I assume it would be rare today)

• Probably not actually the best war horse. I'm imagining a serious and unruly temperament with a lot of energy. The fact that he can handle his horse is a source of pride

• Has an powerful official name like "something of the Tempest" and is usually referred to that instead of a barn name

Hideyoshi

• Probably one of those adorable affectionate geldings. A little goofy, but overall pretty reliable. Red roan.

• He is beauty, he is grace, except for when he plants his face.

• When it's time to work he's a composed but when it's time for play stumbles a lot.

• Has an elegant official name, but is called something dorky in the barn.

Mitsuhide

• White horse with blue eyes, kind of an intimidating mare. But is actually very agreeable. And a smooth almost gliding gate

• She's not super interested in making new friends with people, but is incredibly steady (she would need to be because mitsu is a gunner)

• Has an official name, but it isn't used. In a formal setting it's just "that horse" or "my horse" barn name is ghost.

Masamune

• High energy, either a stallion or a gelding. Wants to please and is driven to work.

• The kind of horse that if you don't give him something to do, he'll find something, and it's never good.

• It was probably love at first sight for masamune. He's probably had his horse for a while and has a good relationship.

• Doesnt have a fancy official name, just an affectionate personal one.

Iyasu

• Cantankerous old man horse. Gelding probably. chestnut, with a flashy gate.

• They bond over mutual grumpiness.

• A gentle horse overall but also quite stubborn. Like he's very good natured and trustworthy, he just wants to nap.

• Also very smitten with mitsunari's horse.

• Pretty bland official name, everyone uses his barn name.

Mitsunari

• Bossy Mare. Small horse big attitude. Runs the herd. Chestnut

• Mitsunari let's her get away with way too much, but surprisingly she has a soft spot for him

• Almost like "this is my precious child" she was probably chosen by hideyoshi.

• Her barn name is something sweet like buttercup, she has a very pretty official name

Kenshin

• Sure footed mountain pony mare that ain't afraid of shit. Flea bitten grey or palamino mare

• She definitely has threatened other handlers, but surprisingly gentle with kids.

• One time she kicked the crap put of Shingen's horse.

• Has a violent official name, and her barn name is a shortened cutsey version

Shingen

• I was gonna go with stalion but decided on gelding for the simple fact that geldings will often take one or more colts under their wing. It's the cutest damn thing, and shingens horse always has a little colt with him.

• Big buckskin horse

• Demanding when it comes to affection, and treats. Shingen gives him too many sugar cubes, and may or may not sneak a few himself

• Overall calm and confident horse,, can be be little stubborn with inexperienced handlers.

Yukimura

• Tall bay mare, very dramatically.

• Uses her head as a wrecking ball. Gets into numerous arguments with Yuki.

• Steals things

• Despite her attitude she really does love him, and falls asleep while he's grooming her

• Has a very pretty official name, but Yuki nicknames her something rude like trouble

Sasuke

• Low key afraid of horses

Would probably be paired with some mischievous pony that exsists just to spite him.

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NSFW Alphabet, Hawks: A-Z

Reposting all of these together for convenience and to save space. I don’t accept requests to do the entire alphabet for someone all at once. You have to stick to the guidelines of 1 character per ask, and 5 letters per ask, and once I finish the alphabet for a character with requests like that, I will repost it all together. Request are closed at the moment, though.  

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He can be a bit lazy with aftercare. He likes to bask in the afterglow for a while after sex, and he’s not going to move much during that. His wings really come in handy at this point, though, because while he may not be too keen on moving his body, he doesn’t have any issues with using his feathers to get you anything that you need. Beyond that, though, just let the man chill out for a moment, and he’s totally down to cuddle for a bit if you want to.

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself, the obvious answer would be his wings. And he does love them; they’re a unique and gorgeous feature that very few people have, and he’s been able to do some fantastic hero work with them. He likes his eyes just a little bit more, though; he can churn out some really smoldering looks with them when he wants to, and he likes how those looks can have you panting in seconds.

On his partner, he’s torn between your ass and chest. He loves to leave marks all over your chest, but he also likes to grab a handful of your ass during sex. Both are visually appealing, too, so he honestly can’t decide between them.

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

He’s not picky about where comes, like, at all. He can see the appeal in coming inside of you and on you because he mainly just likes to make a bit of a mess with his cum, and he can do that via either method. His cum is a little on the thin side, but it’s still thick enough not to be too runny. The taste leaves a bit to be desired because he’s not exactly picky about what he eats.

D: Dirty Secret

He’s not exactly embarrassed by it, so much so that he’s actually planning out the logistics of it to try to make it happen, but most people would still frown on it so it still counts as a dirty secret: he wants to fuck you while flying at least once, just to say that he can and did.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not as much as you’d think, surprisingly. Yes, he’s pretty and he’s got droves of people swooning over him, but he’s also really, really busy. He’s had his own hero agency since he was 18 and he’s been a top hero since then, too, and that doesn’t leave a lot of spare time for anything, much less dating or even one-night stands. He certainly knows what he’s doing, but most of that comes from research instead of gained experience.

F: Favorite Position

He can be a bit lazy during sex, so he loves any position where you ride him, particularly Cowgirl, but he will have to sit up a bit on account of his wings.

Leopard- he loves to see you stretched out in front of him as you work yourself on his cock, plus the view of your ass is to die for.

Oath- he thinks it’s pretty intimate, plus he can easily run his hands all over your body in this position, especially your chest.

Emperor-it gives him a damn good view of your entire body as you lounge out like a king/queen, plus it doesn’t irritate his wings.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

He can definitely be a bit more on the goofy side during sex. He can be serious if you want him to, but he generally prefers to be more playful with you than anything, and if you think that he won’t tickle you with his feathers during the act just to get a laugh out of you, you’re dead wrong.

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes)

It’s all feathers…

I’m kidding, of course. The carpet is slightly darker than the drapes, and there isn’t a whole lot of it. What little there is of it is neatly trimmed, though.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Sex with Hawks can be pretty intimate, with those smoldering eyes of his and the constant hold that he’ll have on your waist. He realizes that his busy schedule doesn’t always allow him to be the most attentive of lovers, so he really cherishes the moments that he does have with you, and he’ll use sex as the perfect opportunity to remind you of how much he loves and needs you.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off a fair amount. He’s a young guy in his prime, and he’s got the sex drive to go along with that. Unfortunately, he’s also a busy guy, and it’s gotten to the point where he has to schedule his ‘personal time’ or else he won’t get around to it. It’s the same situation when it comes to having sex with his partner, and that’s something that upsets him greatly.

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He’s definitely into using his feathers on you, especially for teasing, so Quirk/Sensation Play. It’s nice to use something that the public reveres him for in such a debauched way.

Voyeurism and Exhibitionism also make the list, but he’s definitely more into the former option. Does he make an active effort to catch you in any sort of indecent act? Yes, without question.

He’s also into Bondage, and it’s split 50/50 as to which one of you will get tied up, but if you get to have your way with him, just tease the hell out of him and you’ll be his favorite person in the world (as if you weren’t already).

He’s not as open about this one, and he has no idea where it came from, but he’s also into a bit of Degradation. On him.

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He not picky in regards to location. He’ll be just as happy to fuck you in his bed as he will to fuck you in his office. He is pretty fond of you riding him on the couch, though, especially when the two of you are enjoying a rare lazy day together.

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Spontaneity- if you can find some time in his schedule that he somehow missed to throw down, go for it. He really hates being forced to schedule sex because of his job, and he’ll be absolutely thrilled (and turned on) at the prospect of being able to take you when it wasn’t on his schedule.

Wear something that shows off your assets, whether that be a tight shirt or pair of shorts, a low-cut shirt, or some snazzy underwear that he can catch a small glimpse of. His eyes will be glued to you the entire day until he can have you, and then he’ll be sure to pay extra attention to the assets that you showed off.

His wings are totally sensitive around their base and touching him there is a good way to get him hard pretty quickly.

N: NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’s pretty open-minded, so there isn’t much that he won’t try when it comes to sex, although he is a bit remiss to hurt you in any way. However, if you’re convincing enough and you start off slow and easy, he’ll give it a go.

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He doesn’t have a preference over one or the other, but lord are his oral skills something to write home about. He likes to take his time when he goes down on you, really savoring your taste as he teases you with small licks and nips to your thighs right as you think that he’s about to give you what you want. He loves to see you panting with need, so he’ll tease you for a while before he finally lets you cum. As for receiving, blowjobs are one of his favorite ways to relax. He’ll groan and throw his head back, closing his eyes and enjoying every little thing that you do when you give him oral. He’d like it if you took your time with him, just so he can relax and destress for as long as he can.

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Whenever he has the time to be properly intimate with you, he prefers a slow pace. It doesn’t necessarily have to be sensual (he would definitely be down for some slow giggly sex, too), but wants to take it slow so he can have the time to truly appreciate your body and memorize it in all of its glory. With how busy he is, it may be a while before he can have you again, so he wants to make sure that each session lasts long enough for the both of you to be satisfied for a least a little bit.

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He is so down for quickies. As stated in his ‘Jack Off’ section, he’s so busy working as a hero that is has gotten to the point that he has to schedule his intimate times with you just to make sure that they actually happen, and that greatly irritates him. Because of that, though, he gets really excited whenever you find some time that wasn’t on his schedule to be intimate with him, and quickies work great for that.

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

If it wasn’t clear enough in his ‘Dirty Secret’, Hawks is all for taking risks. He kind of sees them as a challenge, to see how he can best use his wits to avoid being caught, and the added thrill is a nice bonus to that.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last?)

He tends to get fairly worn out after sex, so one round is about all he’s got, but it’s a fairly long round, especially when foreplay is factored, so you’ll be more than satisfied by the end of it.

T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Hawks is all for using sex toys. They’re great for foreplay, they’re great for teasing, hell, they’re great for just about everything in his opinion. He’ll just as gladly use them on you as he’ll let you use them on him, and the naughtier the toy, the better.

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Hawks is a huge fucking tease in the bedroom, but believe it or not, he actually has a preference for being teased rather than being the teaser. Both work as good stress relievers for him, but being at your mercy and having you push him to the brink with teasing is the best stress relief in the world in his opinion.

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

This man has no damn shame when it comes to volume. He’s naturally loud during sex and he knows it, and he doesn’t care. He refuses to hold himself back. He’s going to let you know how good you’re making him feel, and he’s going to do his damnedest to get you to be as loud as he is.

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He loves to tease you with his feathers. Yes, he’ll use them for some sensation play during sex, and yes, he’ll send a few of them to lightly run over your exposed skin at random points while you two are home together, but he’s also not shy about sending one down your pants to bring you to orgasm before he’s even touched you. He’ll just be standing there, grinning like a fool the whole time, too. It may not have been the most convenient thing in the world for you to have an orgasm while you were figuring out what to make for dinner, but hey, an orgasm is an orgasm. It’s his way of making up for being busy all the time, and even if he can’t have a full session of sex with you, he can at least make sure that you stay satisfied, even if he does it a bit facetiously.

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

His dick is slightly thinner than average (around 4 inches), but length-wise he’s a little above average at around 5 ¾ -6 inches. He also has a slight upwards curve that’s bound to hit all sorts of nice spots.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is pretty high, which is kind of unfortunate since he doesn’t get to act on it that much with how busy he is. He could have sex multiple times every day if he had the opportunity to, but fate is not on his side in that matter, so he takes what he can whenever he can get it.

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As mentioned in his ‘Aftercare’ and ‘Stamina’ sections, he gets a bit tired after sex and he prefers to just chill for a while afterwards. He will definitely fall asleep if he has the chance to, but if not, then he can begrudgingly get up to carry on with his day.

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hawksweek2020 - Day 5: Insecurities

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Pretty Bird

(or: someone just give him a hug please im begging you)

It had been eight months since the Winged Hero Hawks had made his debut. The spotlights hadn’t let up since then, and he hadn’t stopped moving.

At his first hero ranking, he’d already made the top twenty, popularity polls adding a huge bonus to the sheer number of successful rescues he’d already pulled off with seeming ease. And it was easy, to him. Saving people came as naturally as breathing after all the training he’d gone through.

 Charming the masses? That was also easy. A smile that was just smug enough to make him interesting, and just warm enough to have people believe he was genuine. Words that sounded a little too blunt but were carefully picked and made the public love him for his honesty. A wink thrown in at the right time, a strategic placement of his wings in front of the cameras. All of that had been training.

 This was just another one of those things, another side of hero work that he hadn’t experienced before but should have been fine with.

He should have.

So why exactly did he find himself hiding away in a storage closet?

Well.

Fuck.

Keigo pulled his wings tighter around himself and tried to count to ten under his breath. He got to seven before there was a knock on the door.

 “Kid?”

Ah, shit. They knew where he was.

Of course he was already going to have to answer for running out and messing up the schedule the way he had, and he didn’t even know how long he’d been here, but he still didn’t want to be talked to.

 “Go ‘way!” he called back, and his voice sounded way too shaky and not enough like his hero persona at all. “I’m fine! I just need a minute!”

 A pause. “… Hawks.” The voice was softer now. He knew he’d heard it before, but his panicked mind wasn’t supplying him with anything. “Can I come in if I close the door behind me?”

 Keigo furrowed his brows. Why would she do that? Wasn’t she here to drag him back out? But saying no would probably make them break down the door or something. He twisted the feather he’d kept stuck in the lock around until he felt it click open.

 He straightened up where he was sitting in between a bunch of nondescript storage crates and cleaning supplies, his wings folded neatly against his back even though he just wanted to curl them around his body again.

 The door opened a moment later, and Keigo could have slapped himself for not recognizing Midnight’s voice when she’d been outside the door.

She must have had a photoshoot here today, too. He vaguely remembered that this was supposed to be the place where she most often did her modelling work. She was in her hero costume, though lacking her usual accessories, and she was holding the shirt that he’d left when he’d hurried out of the studio.

 He caught it when she tossed it at him and freed his wings of feathers for a moment so he could pull it on, slotting them back in place after.

“… thanks.” He flashed Midnight one of his trademark smiles, and from her furrowed brow she wasn’t buying it in the least.

 Keigo wondered just how much of a persona she was putting on for her hero work, and how much of it was real. There was no way all this 18+ nonsense could be her entire personality.

 Keigo thought she was fun to watch, sure, and definitely capable, but she’d always seemed very… fake to him. There were just some heroes who were so obviously playing a role, and unfortunately a lot of the female pros who were being pushed into the ‘sexy lady hero’ stereotype came across like that. Keigo was always glad he was a man, or this might have very well been his fate.

And he’d proven today that he was not cut out for that.

 Midnight kicked one of the crates aside and sat down on top of it, one leg over the other, and watching him closely.

“First model shoot?” she asked, “They can be a little awkward.”

 Keigo sighed and dropped his smile, shrugging a shoulder. “It’s not… I’m good at what I do.” That sounded very defensive. But he was! He was good at this! He had no problem with the posing, even though he hadn’t exactly practiced that before. It had actually been a lot of fun, in the beginning.

 “I didn’t say you weren’t,” Midnight pointed out, “Just that it can be awkward. I’ve been doing this since I was your age, and don’t tell anyone, but that was a while ago.” She winked at him and Keigo huffed a laugh. “But, even for me it can get… a bit much at times.”

 Keigo looked back at her with more intent this time, studying her face. Did she enjoy what she did? Well, she had picked her own brand, and she got more choice in what she did than he ever had, but she’d also picked that brand as a teenager. Playing into the R-rated hero thing got her a lot of fans, of course, and modelling contracts, and adult merch, and a ton of other things, so it had been a clever move for her career. But to constantly be seen like this? Keigo nearly shuddered at the thought.

 Midnight met his eyes and smiled, a little more gentle, and Keigo remembered that she, in fact, was also a high school teacher. “Don’t look at me like that, bird boy. I love what I do. It’s normal to get overwhelmed. Happens to the best of us. Just last week, I witnessed Present Mic screaming into a pillow for almost ten whole minutes.”

 Keigo pulled one of his wings across his lap and smoothed out some feathers. They’d been groomed extensively before the shoot, but he’d gone and gotten them all ruffled up again. “… is the pillow okay?” he asked after a moment.

 Midnight snorted. “That’s what we keep Eraser around for.”

 Would Keigo ever have any real friends among other heroes? He sure hoped so. He had never really had the opportunity to make friends.

 He looked down at his wing. “… I don’t like being on camera shirtless.” And in a room full of people, too. He pulled up his shoulders a little. “I mean. I know I’m objectively hot, right? This is all… very marketable.” He gestured down at his body, and then at his face.

 He'd been lucky to grow up attractive, he’d been told that many times. And yet.

“It doesn’t make sense. I just… they didn’t warn me beforehand, and so when they told me to, I just took it off and I started feeling worse.”

Letting go of his wing, he instead traced his fingers along his chest, where there weren’t even visible scars. “It’s stupid.”

 “The way you feel about your body is never stupid,” Midnight said, voice surprisingly firm.

Keigo jerked his eyes up to look at her.

“It’s unreasonable. I should be fine with it. Plenty of people are gonna look at these photos, and they’re not gonna think ‘oh, look at Hawks, he’s way too skinny to be attractive’ or ‘he’s tiny, how’s he supposed to save people’ or ‘hey, doesn’t Hawks look kinda like a girl?’. That’s just me thinking that.” He waved a hand in the air vaguely and sighed, feathers fluffing up as he did so.

 Midnight was still watching him. Keigo hated it. She seemed to be seeing right through him, and he himself didn’t even know what she was seeing.

“I have a feeling it won’t help any if I say I think you’re cute,” she finally said, “Because this is about you. This isn’t going to change, no matter how many crazy fans in the streets scream that they’d love to have your babies.” She paused. “Or… eggs.”

 Keigo couldn’t help the surprised laugh, and he tried to give her a half-glare. “I’m pretty sure I’d have perfectly human babies, thanks.”

 “I’ll believe that when you prove it,” Midnight teased, and Keigo realized she’d done that very much on purpose to distract him from his doom and gloom.

 She was a pretty good hero, he decided. The best heroes had to be the ones who knew how to help other heroes, and not just civilians. “I should probably get back out there and finish the shoot, huh?” he asked, glancing at the door.

 Midnight clicked her tongue. “Or you walk out there, apologize, and fly home like a good boy.” She met his eyes and winked, and Keigo blushed maybe a little bit, though he would deny that to his dying day. That was just how she was though, and her flirty nature was enough to keep him somewhat grounded and from letting his thoughts spiral again.

 “… I have responsibilities,” he protested half-heartedly, though home sounded very good right now. He hadn’t been living in the apartment long, but it was his and it was safe. He didn’t have to be Hawks there.

 Midnight waved a hand at him. “They must’ve gotten a bunch of pictures they can use. You’ve been here all morning, and it’s almost four now.”

 That late? Oh, shit. Keigo had a patrol at six. He’d need to pick up some food on the way. But, hey, at least patrol was going to make him feel less shitty about himself. He stood up and brushed himself off. “You’re probably right, Midnight. Thanks.”

 Midnight got to her feet as well, and Keigo nudged her arm with his wing.

“Kayama is fine, you know? No need to be all formal with the hero names.”

 Keigo never liked when this happened. He shifted. “I prefer Hawks.”

 Midnight’s gaze was too knowing, but he didn’t think that she knew the full extent of why he didn’t use his other name.

“Hawks it is, then. It’s a good hero name anyway. Very catchy.” She nodded her approval, and he smiled as he moved past her – only to be stopped by her hand wrapping around his wrist.

 “Okay, I know you barely know me, but I want you to listen to me. Because you’re just a kid, and you’re taking your first steps into this mess of a professional world. Are you listening?”

 Keigo nodded.

 Midnight’s gaze was serious. “No one can tell you who to be, Hawks. No one can tell you what to do with who you are, either. You want to save people, you’re good at that. You clearly don’t like this aspect of it all, and that’s fine. Not everyone is born for this. Being a hero isn’t about looking sexy, or letting them treat you like a piece of meat. It’s about finding danger and facing it to keep others from getting hurt. And you’re doing that. So you can damn well decline any of these publicity engagements that have you doing things you’re uncomfortable with. They’ll tell you to just go through with it, and not make a fuss, but they’re wrong, okay? Set up your boundaries now, because you’re allowed to. Do you hear me? You’re allowed to.”

 Keigo nodded again, a little dazed from her intensity. Or maybe her quirk. But she wasn’t using it right now.

 Midnight let go of his wrist, and placed both hands on his shoulders. “I look forward to seeing more of what you can do. Up in the sky, not on some advertisement for a product neither of us is ever even going to use.” She raised a hand and put a finger under his chin, forcing his head up a little. “Now, don’t look like a scared little bird that’s just been a cat’s plaything for the past ten minutes. Or else there’ll be rumors about the two of us and this closet.” She laughed, and Keigo swallowed.

 “Uh… yeah. Okay. Okay.” He was very off kilter now. Did she have that effect on everyone?

 Midnight looked him over, and then gave a satisfied nod. “Good. Now, remember that you’re an ass kicking, whip smart, devastatingly handsome young man, and get out there.”

 Keigo blinked at her, stood still for another second or so, and then turned and opened the door, his shoulders set, and the weight of his wings still heavy on his back.

He couldn’t wait to spread them again and get back to doing his actual job.

[hitchell-mope]

ABC headcanons part 1. Ben LeRoi

WARNING!!!! THIS POST CONTAINS NSFT MATERIAL

His relationship with Mal will be included with this seeing as it makes no sense to me to not include it if you know what I mean

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after the act). Ben is incredibly attentive afterwards. He cleans Mal up. Changes the sheets. Get her drinks and snacks. Basically doesn’t take her of himself until he’s sure she’s comfortable

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s). On him. He admits it’s a little vain. But he loves the enhanced musculature he got from gaining magic. And the ahem Enhanced Equipment down south isn’t too shabby either. On Mal. Ben loves everything to do with her otherworldliness. Her horns. Her wings. Her scales. Her tail. Etc etc

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically). Ben doesn’t have very strong feelings on it really. Doesn’t hate it. Doesn’t love it. But Mal likes it so he ahem dispenses it wherever she wants it.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs). It’s more of an open secret but Ben is quite honestly obsessed with dragons. He and Mal first did it after the first time she turned into a dragon during the cotillion confrontation. It ah really got him going

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?). By part three he’s very experienced. And he definitely knows what he’s doing. He knew what to do before his first time. He had his own private library after all. And he had surprisingly little supervision after his fifteenth birthday. So it was easy to read up on the subject

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying). Ben’s loves being face to face as it happens. Makes it seem even more intimate. He’ll gladly do it in what way they can. But he prefers face to face

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc). He’s a little goofy. Out of nervousness the first time. But after that he picked up on Mal’s slightly obscene sense of humour and joined in on the dirty jokes. So they’re both a bit goofy while still retaining the romantic aspect

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.). He used to keep himself well groomed down there. Not so much after he gained magic though. And yes. It all matches. Ever since the “being turned into a beast” incident accelerated the process every single hair on his head is a dark but somehow still vibrant shade of purple from his head to his toe knuckles.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…). He’s very romantic in the heat of the moment. Providing they have time for it however. But still. He always tries to make it as special as he possibly can.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon). He’s not a fan. Until he was seventeen and Mal told him not all myths are true he still thought you’d go blind if you did it to yourself. And while he’s still not big on it he will do it if there’s no other option available other then his own suffering.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks). Dragons. Magic. And this is a fairly recent one. But after he got the facial hair Mal accidentally let slip a certain parental honorific. Which he fully loves and more than fully endorses

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do). Anywhere basically. Special mention goes to the abandoned dragon cave he and Mal visited on spring break. And miles above the clouds that same day. Oh. And the royal jet.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going). Mal in his clothes. Showering together. The aforementioned honorific. Any display of Mal’s dragon form. Basically any anything Mal says or does gets him in the mood. He’s eighteen. What do you expect?

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs). He would never hurt Mal unless she asked. It’s sort of impossible for him to hurt her since they’ve got magic and all but that’s still a line he won’t cross unless she specifically asked him to do it. And the very moment Mal doesn’t look like she’s enjoying herself, he stops and goes to to en suite to take care of himself after he’s made sure Mal’s ok.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc). Ben is nothing if not a giver. And he’s insanely good at it. Gold standard skill. As for receiving. Mal’s very good at it as well magic helps clear away any obstacles they might encounter.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc). He prefers to go a little bit slow. It makes it last longer and it’s more intimate. At Mal’s urging he can so fast he’s practically invisible.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc). He prefers longer sessions but if they absolutely have to he’ll go for a quick one. Such as when they had to turn invisible and duck behind a topiary bush at his eighteenth birthday party.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc). He’s not adverse to experimenting. They’re both thinking of inviting either Jane or prince Tyrone to join them for a night. And he has definitely taken risks. Such as the time Mal paid him a visit under his desk during work hours as Doug rattled off fiduciary reports.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…). His personal best was on their honeymoon. A solid 24 hours. And one round every hour on the hour. Besides that they try to squeeze in two of three rounds throughout the day if they can manage it. And they are always successful. It helps that they can freeze time.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?). A few. Let’s just say that he doesn’t mind being restrained. Or in the receiving end of Mal asks. And they’ve definitely used their sceptre on each other. Mal’s personal favourite was The Night Of Three Ben’s.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease). If he’s feeling sneaky he will definitely tease. Such as the time after the desk visit where he returned the favour and paid a visit to Mal while she was having lunch with her Arendelle family.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make). Ever since their first time he’s let out a lot of beastly growls and elated whooping. Mal for her part matches him in loudness. And they both curse in french. A lot

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice). He’s taken to surprising Mal by greeting her in half beast mode since she didn’t get to see him like that when they were trying to stop Chad’s coup. In turn Mal’s taken turning into a humanoid version of her dragon form to surprise him. And it’s always effective.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words). Let’s put it this way. He was already “king sized” before he gained magic. And it’s only become even more impressive after he gained magic. And Mal is definitely impressed

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?). Pretty high. He’s eighteen. In love. And has a very powerful brand of magic. So he’s always willing and able.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards). He doesn’t sleep until he’s sure Mal is asleep. Unless of course they’ve managed to fit in another round. Then they both fall asleep almost as soon as they’re finished. They make sure to clean up though.

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A-Spec Across Fandoms

23/10/20 - I know I have already done an a-spec post for Destiel fics, but it is asexual awareness week next week, so I thought I’d read a load of fics with ace characters from a few different shows I like! We have some Supernatural, some Doctor Who, some Sherlock, and a couple from Good Omens. Happy ace week!

Supernatural

broken when I’m lonesome by SailorChibi on AO3. (7,015 words).

Tags: Asexual Castiel, Demisexual Dean, Panromantic Castiel, Biromantic Dean, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, PTSD, Dean Has Self-Esteem Issues, Dean Has a Sexuality Crisis, Angst, Fluff, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Platonic Cuddling, Castiel is Not Oblivious, comments that could be taken as ace-phobic.

My Rating: 5 stars.

Description: After being saved from hell, Dean's old methods of coping aren't working anymore: he's not sexually attracted to anyone, and he's not interested in sex no matter how many times he climbs into bed with hot, naked women. Sam is convinced that his brother is just depressed, but Dean knows this goes deeper than that. He still craves the intimacy that can make him feel safe. Fortunately, Castiel is there to both understand and provide.

Notes: This fic really hit home. I’m not sure if it is because almost every person I have ever talked to has had some form of this conversation, but it was still cute.

La Vie A Plus by K_K_TiBal on AO3. (6,260 words).

Tags: Punk Castiel, Asexual Castiel, College/Uni AU, Roommates, oh my god they were roommates, College Student Dean, College Student Castiel, Pining, First Kiss, Misunderstandings, Art Student Castiel, Love Confessions, Gabriel is a Little Shit, Tattooed Castiel.

My Rating: 5 stars.

Description: Dean Winchester is hopelessly, head-over-heels in love with his best friend and roommate, Castiel. Castiel - with his blue hair, and his tattoos, and his artwork, and his perfect everything. Dean never stood a chance, really. It only sucks because, as far as Dean can tell, Castiel is definitely not interested. But love, much like art, has a way of being unpredictable. Even if you think you know where you're going with it.

Notes: The angst is strong in this one! Again, I feel like many aces have had this conversation or that fear that people (allos, especially) may not want to be with them.

Exposed to What You Hide by SailorChibi on AO3. (1,890 words).

Tags: Alternate Universe - Hunters, Creature Castiel, Procubus Cas, Asexual Castiel, Established Relationship, Hidden Relationship, Assisted Suicide, Cuddling, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff.

My Rating: 4 stars.

Description: "We think Cas is a procubus," Sam blurted out. Then he winced and yelped when Charlie kicked him under the table. "Ow!" "Smooth, Sam," Charlie snapped. Dean looked back and forth between them, realizing that they were both 100% serious. "A procubus." "Basically it's the sexless version of an incubus or a succubus," Charlie explained before Sam could. "It's... it's a demon that kills people by sleeping with them." She was chewing on her thumbnail now, eyes big and apologetic. Sam had done one better pasting on a truly epic kicked puppy expression of apology. "You think Cas is killing people by cuddling with them," Dean said, just to be sure. 

Notes: Well that took a bit of a turn. I’m not sure why, but I love fics where Cas keeps bees, it was just so cute to see him that happy! (Even if he was crazy. Shut up).

Consolation by Trell on AO3. (1,195 words).

Tags: Aromantic, Aromantic Relationship, Asexual Relationship, Asexuality, Asexual Character.

My Rating: 3 stars.

Description: In which both of them are ancient, and neither of them are in love with each other.

Notes: Okay, I would first of all like to say that I do not ship Cas and Ten. I was kind of curious though, and clearly whoever wrote this ships Destiel and Ten/Rose. That being said, I am here for some angst; poor Cas and his unrequited love, and poor Ten because all his friends are dead.

Doctor Who

don’t hold this war inside by WishingTree on AO3. (1,824 words).

Tags: Asexual Yaz, Pre-Relationship, Asexual Character.

My Rating: 5 stars.

Description: “It’s just - I’m scared,” she finally manages. “Scared?” the Doctor stills where she’s been trying to roll up the sleeves of her coat, shoving the material of one arm over her elbow and asking, “Scared of what?” Yaz doesn’t answer, can’t answer, and the Doctor goes to reach for her, aborting the movement halfway and only managing an awkward swaying motion. “...Scared of me?”

Notes: Thasmin is a ship that, had I not stumbled across it on Instagram, would never have thought of on my own. Much like Sabriel, however, now the idea is in my head, I ship it! Also, the author in this fic manages to perfectly capture the Doctor’s personality, which is quite an impressive feat.

Whatever fits my skin by lloydsglasses on AO3. (1,481 words).

Tags: Friendship, Male-Female Friendship, Cross-Generational Friendship, Asexual Character, Asexuality, Canon Gay Character, LGBTQ Character, Aromantic, Pride.

My Rating: 5 stars.

Description: “So, does that happen to you a lot?” Bill asks once they’re safely back in the Doctor’s study, each cradling a mug of tea. “Getting snogged by gorgeous women as a thanks for saving their lives.” The Doctor sets his teacup down gently on the desk, mouth pursing in distaste. “Far more often than I’d like.”

Notes: Oh my god that was so (fucking) cute! Now I want more fics of characters going to pride. Maybe for next June. Also, I’m just saying that I hated Nardole and nothing you can say to me will make me change my mind.

Take It, Leave It (But you’d better believe it) by lloydsglasses on AO3. (760 words).

Tags: Friendship, Male-Female Friendship, Cross-Generational Friendship, Asexual Character. Aromantic, Canon Gay Character, Coming Out, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, LGBTQ Themes.

My Rating: 4 stars.

Description: “I told my foster mum that I’m gay. Now she keeps trying to set me up with guys." 

“Ah,” says the Doctor, with a frown. “That seems… counterintuitive.”

Notes: I’ve always loved Bill and Twelve’s relationship, and this is such a cute scene! It is a crime we haven’t got more River Song content, by the way.

Crescendo by tenscupcake on AO3. (6,013 words).

Tags: Fluff, Asexual Character, Romance.

My Rating: 4 stars.

Description: As her relationship with the Doctor slowly develops into something a little more than friendship, Rose starts to wonder what's holding him back. But one fateful night, he confesses something that makes her realize she never had any reason to worry.

Notes: Beautifully written! I don’t think I’ve ever read a Ten/Rose fic before, but I have always shipped it and it is adorable.

Sherlock

The Important Bit by Solshine on AO3. (9,984 words).

Tags: Asexual Sherlock, Platonic Relationship, Amarriage, Same-Sex Marriage, Bromance, Domestic.

My Rating: 5 stars.

Description: Just where exactly is the line between “to love” and “to be in love”? What difference is required between “flatmate” and “husband”? (Besides the rings, obviously.) No, the important bit is that they have each other. Thirty years, give or take, in an atypical marriage. Basically a long bit of platonic domestic fluff.

Notes: Oh, this is absolutely one of my favourite Johnlock fics now. Absolutely adorable (because I love domestic Johnlock okay), I nearly cried, and now I want all the art of Sherlock with a fancy old cane!

the art of getting by (isn’t really so artsy at all) by stupidmuse_hatesme on AO3. (6,521 words).

Tags: Asexuality, Asexual Character, Asexual Sherlock, Romance, First Time, First Date, Slash.

My Rating: 4 stars.

Description: “He's treating things like they're normal! Things are not normal.” Sherlock drags his hands from his mussed up hair and covers his face. “You aren't helping much,” he mumbles into his palms. “I hope you know that.” The skull only grins from his perch and says not a word. “Really, you're supposed to do more than just--sit there.”

Notes: John is so unbelievably sweet in this, but Sherlock was bit OOC.

what does the world get by coloredink on AO3. (2,302 words).

Tags: Asexuality, Asexual Sherlock, Asexual Character, Asexual Relationship.

My Rating: 3 stars.

Description: A women's magazine quiz leads Sherlock to investigate the nature of love.

Notes: A cute lil’ fic about exploring your (in this case, lack of) romantic and sexual attraction.

Surprisingly Simple by heeroluva on AO3. (855 words).

Tags: Asexuality, Asexual Character, Asexual Relationship, First Kiss, Touching, Fluff, Cuddling and Snuggling. My Rating: 3 stars. Description: In which John is asexual, and Sherlock never asks. Notes: Pretty cute, and it is always nice to see a character who is just cool with it, without some massive explanation. I can dream.

Good Omens

An Honest Surrender by Kedreeva on AO3. (4,107 words).

Tags: Ineffable Husbands, Post-Apocalypse, Love Confessions, Marriage Proposal, Marriage, First Kiss, Cuddling & Snuggling, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Soulmates, Soul Bond, Aziraphale’s True Form, Crowley’s True Form, Asexual Character, Asexual Relationship.

My Rating: 5 stars.

Description: "For six thousand years," Crowley said, voice cracking, "I have wanted something I couldn't have, because I asked the wrong questions. But I'm asking the right one now. The only one that matters." In which Aziraphale follows Crowley home after the nonpocalypse.

Notes: Seriously, reading Good Omens fics always makes me so relaxed and sleepy it is unreal. I need to read them more often. Anyway, this is such a cute explanation for the final episode, and I loved it!

You’re the Only Prayer I Need by Kedreeva on AO3. (5,507 words).

Tags: Ineffable Husbands, Wingfic, Angel Wings, Angel/Demon Relationship, Wing Grooming, Bathing/Washing, Cuddling & Snuggling, Asexual Character, Asexuality, Asexual Relationship, Snake Crowley, Love Confessions, Trust, Non-Sexual Intimacy.

My Rating: 5 stars.

Description: Crowley had, in the six thousand years Aziraphale had known him, shed his skin exactly twice that Aziraphale knew of. Both times he had disappeared without a trace, having retreated somewhere very safe and very, very unknown to hide while he was so vulnerable, and Aziraphale had never thought to ask beyond that information. Everyone was, he had supposed at the time, entitled to their secrets. The problem was that he had stumbled directly into this secret now, and there was hardly a graceful way out of it.

Notes: The sheer level of trust is adorable, and I’m always here for snake Crowley.

A Little Less Celestial by Kedreeva on AO3. (2,360 words).

Tags: Non-Sexual Intimacy, Non-Sexual, Sharing a Bed, Ineffable Husbands, Literal Sleeping Together, Wingfic, Cuddling & Snuggling, Asexual Character, Asexual Relationship.

My Rating: 4 stars.

Description: Aziraphale accidentally falls asleep, and Crowley teaches him sleeping isn't so bad, really.

Notes: Oh my God, this was so calming to read in a way I really can’t describe? Also, now I want a bookshelf bed.

Just One Yesterday by Kedreeva on AO3. (1,952 words).

Tags: True Form Crowley, True Form Aziraphale, Ineffable Husbands, Angst with a Happy Ending, Love Confessions, Post-Apocalypse, Time Travel, Time Loop, Asexual Character, Asexual Relationship, Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Missing Scene.

My Rating: 3 stars.

Description: Crowley and Aziraphale didn't stop the apocalypse on the first try, but you know what they say... try, try again.

Notes: I could not tell you the plot of this, but that image of Crowley’s true form was beautiful (and the artwork was phenomenal!).

So, there we have it! I hope you enjoy them, and have a nice week. By the way, if you have instagram, please would you consider following @justaceofficial? They are trying to get funding for a TV series which focuses on an asexual main character, and they ran an asexual advent running up to this week!

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The Party: Ezio M! AU

I posted this a while back on my wattpad but I thought that I might as well share it here too :). I made this three-part series around a year ago when I was stuck at a party I didn’t want to be in 

Ezio was hands down the coolest guy on campus. With those charming looks, family money, flashy car, brains and social-butterfly personality, there wasn't a lot you could find in him to dislike. And he threw the most popular house parties off campus.

His mother and sister were out for the weekend visiting their uncle but he had insisted on staying home to 'study' when he really wanted to throw a party.

(Y/n) only had one class with him - her Italian history class. She was taking three languages courses and the history of each country to go with them. She had been tempted to ask him for help with her Italian language class but decided against it - she hardly knew him anyway.

He'd usually show up in some form of designer clothing and flashy shoes - he always had the latest iPhone and all the new accessories such as AirPods or an Apple Watch. It was clear that his family was minted. He paid close attention to the class that she shared with him though, lapping up the knowledge as he took notes down on his laptop. (Though at times he'd take a little detour to do some online shopping). He was in good shape too - judging by the bag he'd bring to his last class on Wednesdays, he was a boxer too. Either way, (Y/n) knew of him but she'd yet to speak to him.

Currently, she was thinking back to a conversation she'd had with her friends earlier on that evening. . .

"C' mon, (Y/n), it'll be fun!" Kassandra begged.

"Maybe for you but not for me, I don't like parties." She huffed.

"Just this once?" Anne piped up, "You never come with us!"

"I know but-"

"Please (N/n), just try it, if you don't like it then we won't ask you ever again?" Aya contributed. The (h-c)-haired female released a sigh, knowing she would deeply regret what she was going to say next.

"Alright, fine." There was a cheer from the other four girls, seeing as Mary was there also before they all started to get ready.

In the end, (Y/n) had curled her (h/l) (h/c) tresses, styling them into a messy bun atop her head, pulling out the longer pieces at the sides to frame her face. Her makeup was as it usually was - minimal. She'd winged her eyeliner, edging it with a stroke of white, applied golden glittery eyeshadow with a little mascara, piled on some clear lip gloss and she'd gone the little extra mile and added some golden highlight to her facial features.

On her body was a figure-hugging long-sleeved black dress that was off-the-shoulder with black velvet knee-high boots that laced at the back and she wore a denim jacket, a thick velvet choker necklace and smaller bits of gold jewellery to accent the outfit.

But this was remembering herself in her dorm mirror.

As soon as she got to the party, her anxiety showed up as if on queue, making her feel as though something terrible would happen. Everywhere she turned, she felt claustrophobic, like people were out to hurt and judge her. She was worried that someone would try to drug anything she drank, that someone would try to grab at her inappropriately. Her ears only picked up on the nastier statements in conversations, making her worry that it was about herself, in her mind every laugh was aimed at her. She knew deep down that it wasn't but that didn't stop anything.

Eventually, she'd teared up while her breath felt short and her chest got tighter.

She'd run upstairs and dipped into the first room she came across - a girl's room so most likely Ezio's younger sister's.

(Y/n) had sat herself down in the corner by the window and curled herself up, hating herself for not being able to enjoy the party like everyone else. She clutched her jacket around her while she struggled for a breath that could satisfy her lungs that felt far too small for her body. Her head spun, her fingers tingling with pins and needles while her lower half felt numb.

The loud music blasting through the house, the bass rumbling deep through every particle it could, didn't help at all.

The floorboards outside the door creaked and (Y/n) prepared herself to get up and leave if some half-drunken strangers wanted the room. But the door opened to reveal the party's host - Ezio Auditore himself. He saw her sitting in the corner, struggling for air and quickly rushed over.

"Cazzo, bella, what happened?" He asked gently putting his hand on her upper arm, his other one resting on her knee.

"I can't breathe." She managed to get out desperately, her hand gripping onto his as though he were a lifeline, scared for her own safety at that moment.

Ezio didn't understand what was going on, was this a panic attack? An anxiety attack? He didn't know if they were the same thing or two entirely different occurrences.

"How can I help you?" He asked, quite scared himself. What had happened to make her this way? Had someone tried to do anything to her in his house? If so he was fully prepared to put him in his place. Growing up with his sister and his mother raised him with a deep respect for women.

"Just help me, help me-" her brain swam in a stormy sea of words, desperately fishing for a sentence, "pace my breathing. Breathe slow, let me follow" She managed through gasps of air.

Ezio placed his forehead against hers, cupping her face so that he had her undivided attention. He began taking in long breaths, holding them and then releasing them slowly while (Y/n) struggled to follow at first but soon managed to calm down. Her hands were trembling, holding his against her jaw, only just able to feel.

"Come on, let's get you off the floor." The Italian spoke, pulling away to stand up and sit on the edge of his sister's bed. The (h/c)-haired female brushed her hair back from her bloodshot (e/c) eyes before trying to stand up, only to find her legs failing her. She quickly attempted again, gripping onto the nightstand for support but her knees buckled under her weight. The dark haired male reached forward to pick her up bridal style, placing her down on the bed beside him.

"So, what happened? Did a guy try to do something to you? Santo dio, if anything like that happened under my roof-"

"It wasn't anyone. It's just me. I have anxiety, I was dragged along here by my friends and I just couldn't handle everything. Don't get me wrong it's probably a nice party but I just hate all parties." She mumbled, looking down as she wiped her cheeks with the back of her hand.

The olive-skinned male furrowed his perfectly groomed brows in confusion, "You don't like parties?" He quizzed.

"Never have done probably never will do. I'm one to stay at home lounging around with a book or Netflix. I just don't like crowds and deafening music." She admitted.

"Do you like drinking?" He quizzed.

"Well maybe with a few friends but not going out to drink, no." She answered. By now, he was deeply intrigued - he'd never met anyone like that before and he wanted to get to understand why she was like this. He'd turned to bring his legs up on the bed, sitting cross-legged as he faced her.

"Dancing?" He questioned, hopeful for an answer similar to one he'd give.

"Again - only with friends, not in a place full of people." She replied, looking up at him curiously through her lashes.

"Damn, ok." He said. He was so extroverted that her introverted mannerisms perplexed him.  "Why not?"

"It's the anxiety - I just find it difficult to have fun when I feel like everyone's judging me or doesn't want me there or wants to hurt me some way. It gets to a point where I can't handle it all and I just break down as I did there." She explained.

"But people don't mind if you're here, hell, they probably like seeing a new face." He reassured her.

"I know but my anxiety doesn't know that. It's like a stubborn little creature that's stuck in its ways, refusing to listen to reason and jumping at the slightest sense of danger." She laughed a little, not knowing how else to describe it. Ezio got another thought and decided to change the subject.

"What friends did you come with?" He asked.

"Anne, Mary, Aya and Kassandra." She answered.

"Well, Anne And Mary already got flat out drunk so Aya took them home and Kassandra's challenging the guys to arm wrestles but she's gonna pass out with a few more shots." He explained. "Do you have any way of getting back?"

"Oh I'll just walk, it's ok." She waved off. The honey-brown-eyed male shook his head in disapproval.

"Not this late at night in a short dress - the problem isn't you wearing the dress, it's how men see the dress and I'm sure you know what I'm getting at you're just very beautiful and look rather vulnerable. . ." He explained, feeling a little awkward.

"Oh. . ." She stopped to think, "I don't have anyone who can pick me up, could I stay here?" She quizzed. Ezio beamed a smile, his gentlemanly nature shining through.

"Of course." He spoke. "Do you want to wait out the party in my room? It's the only one with a lock and I'm sure you don't want anyone drunkenly jumping on you." He spoke as he stood up, leading her towards his room, "Believe me, it happened to my little sister once and I never heard the end of it. She's very cheeky, blackmailing me to do what she wanted so that she wouldn't tell our mother that I threw a party while she was gone." (Y/n) giggled a little while she walked along the corridor with him. He eventually led her to his surprisingly tidy room - tidy minus the clothes on the floor by the closet from where (Y/n) assumed he'd been picking out an outfit earlier on.

"Feel free to watch what you want on Netflix, get yourself comfortable, you can even wear one of my shirts if you like-" He winked, "-I'll treat you like my fidanzata while you're here." He paused in the doorway to flash a laddish smile, "I'll stay as sober as I can for you, I'm assuming you're not all that fond of drunk people." With that, he was gone and the lock was clicked from the other side despite not being designed that way - he must have turned it with a coin or something.

(Y/n) blushed a little while she sat on the edge of his bed. Did he not know that she took an Italian language class too or was he just flirting? She couldn't say that she didn't like the attention though - she was quite excited at the thought of sleeping in his bed. Was her little crush that she had on him previously developing into something a little more? She'd admire him at most chances and could imagine herself being with him but nothing ever happened because he never noticed her to show interest.

She sighed as she picked up the remote to his flat screen tv and put on one of her favourite period dramas: Medici. It was set in Florence during the renaissance following the Medici family and their influence.

She sat through half an episode before the itching at the back of her dress grew insufferable. She searched around the room for a pair of scissors to remove the label of the dress though quickly stopped her search after moving a shirt in the nightstand drawer to reveal a box of condoms. She really didn't fancy finding anything more personal so, with great reluctance, she removed her jacket, boots and dress and changed into one of Ezio's shirts. It was quite nice really, a plain shirt, a faded khaki green and the scent of his expensive cologne lingered on it. It almost reached her knees and felt ever so soft against her skin.

She laid back on the bed, exhausted from her attack earlier and let her head be embraced by the mass of soft pillows on his bed.

She found herself asleep by episode four.

Once everyone was chased out (or situated in the living room to sleep if passed out drunk), Ezio headed upstairs to his room, using the coin trick to unlock the door.

Netflix was still running on the tv and his mouth quirked up into a smile when he saw what she was watching. A popular show in Italy despite being English - yet it was all filmed in his home town, Firenze. He shut the door, locking it, then turned to face (Y/n).

Her hair was still up and her makeup a little smudged from turning in her sleep but he smiled at what she was wearing. What he said about the shirt had been hopeful thinking but it made him quite happy to see her like that.

He'd been wanting to settle with one girl for a while but most of them usually ended up being the same and ultimately not what he was looking for - girls who wanted to party and spend his money all while flirting with other men. . . It was unfortunate, really. There was a risk that he could clash with (Y/n), yes, but he was so intrigued by her and drawn to her beauty. Her arms were locked around one of his pillows, her body curled into it while her head nuzzled it occasionally.

Ezio smiled a little at how adorable she was while sleeping. He walked over to his closet to pick out some joggers to sleep in while he turned the television off.

As he was unbuckling his belt, (Y/n) stirred behind him, mumbling out: "Sicuro, sicuro. . . so che ti piace. . ." Turning in her sleep to lay on her back. Ezio's eyebrows shot up. Was she dreaming in Italian? Did she speak Italian? He knew that she was in his Italian history class but did she take the language too? How much did she know? Did she understand when he was half-joking about treating her like his girlfriend earlier?

Either way, his heart melted at hearing her (Y/o) lilted tone and he felt a little disappointed when she stopped talking again. Now dressed as he usually was for bed (shirtless with a pair of sweatpants on), he climbed in beside his guest, laying on his side to admire her. She let out a few incoherent mumbles every few minutes. She relaxed for a while before turning over to tuck her head under his chin, lacing a leg over his waist. He smiled a little at her sleeping habits before embracing her himself.

"Che cosa?" She muttered under her breath, "io-" she let out a huff before he felt her eyelashes brush against him and her breath caught in her throat. She pulled away a little to look up at him.

"Buona sera, bella." He teased. She quickly looked down at herself then up at him, beginning to realise that she had cuddled up to him in her sleep.

"Oh god, this is awkward, I'm sorry, I do weird shit in my sleep I-" Ezio cut her off with a melodious giggle, pulling her to his chest once more.

"It doesn't have to be awkward, it can't be awkward if we're asleep." He sighed against her hair, shifting a little when one of her hairpins poked painfully at his chin. (Y/n) attempted to calm her nerves. She'd never really been this close to a guy before and she most certainly wasn't denying that she was enjoying herself.

Her fingers trailed lightly over his toned chest as she wrapped her arm around him, nuzzling her head against his olive skin, hoping he couldn't feel her heart hammering in her chest. Perhaps being dragged along to that party wasn't so bad after all?

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MARS / / SFW & NSFW ALPHABETS (picrew links)

SFW ALPHABET / /

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

There are a few reasons Mars would be more affectionate than usual: 1), you’ve been a very good little toy and he wants to reward you for it, 2) you’re in public and he wants to keep up appearances of the perfect partner, 3) he wants something and he wants you to be putty in his hands for when he asks, 4) he’s just actually feeling affectionate to a human, this only happens for one day every hundred years, enjoy it while it lasts!

B = Best friend (Who is their best friend? How did the friendship start?)

Since he doesn’t have attachments to humans outside of ego boosts, idle attraction, and his desire to “play” with them, August is his best friend. The two have always had a strong rivalry, but at the end of the day they would do anything for one another. Mars always teases him about being younger than he is, but they’re very close in age – give or take two hundred years. Close for an angel!

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He’s not a big cuddler, he thinks it’s a waste of time, which is probably a good thing, because he’s kind of bad at it. He either holds you too tight like a teddy bear, or too loose so you feel unwanted. Very occasionally at night if you snuggle up against his chest he’ll put his arm around you and it’ll finally be nice.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He’s been living the way he’s been living for thousands of years, to a human he may not seem settled down, but he is. Cleaning? Hahahahahaha. Cooking? Actually very good! Exclusively because cooking together is his favourite bonding activity with his baby sister Emala.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He kills them. Sometimes he’ll just forget himself and go too far, sometimes he’ll want the ego boost from reminding them just how powerful he is and how pathetic they are, and sometimes he just doesn’t want anyone else to have them. Depending on how severely they pissed him off, he’ll ruin everything they love in front of them, leave them to soak in complete anguish and agony for a little while, and then kill them in the most painful way possible. You do not end things with Mars. When he’s done with you, you’re done.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

The only reason he’d get married is for his social reputation, or because he was bored and was looking for a party or social event. Surprisingly, Mars is actually committed to his partner: he doesn’t cheat. For the time you have him, he really is yours… or you’re his.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

I mean, even if he’s being rough by human standards, that’s still him being gentle because he’s an angel. But he does have rare moments of gentleness with his favourite pets. To his family he’s very gentle and caring (unless he’s trying to behead August in a sparring match.) But… yeah, no in general he’s not gentle, physically or emotionally, to his toys.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He doesn’t really like hugs. With his family, he’ll tolerate them and give them back, but with humans he’s less lenient. He might not push you away, but you’ll be able to tell he really doesn’t care/his heart isn’t in it.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He usually says it for the first time when his partner says it for the first time. And hey, he means it… in his own way.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

You have to be very careful how you act around Mars and other people, because he gets jealous very easily, and it will never end well for either you or the person he’s jealous of.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Mars has two types of kisses. The first is a very chaste one for when you’re out in public, or for when he’s deciding to tease you. If it were anybody else it would be a very sweet type of kiss, but with him there’s just something about it that leaves you frustrated and wanting more – and he knows it. The other is an incredibly passionate, hungry, almost bruising kiss. Mars doesn’t usually kiss just to kiss, even if you have a super long make out session, it won’t just end there.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Surprisingly, he’s great with kids. Unsurprisingly, he doesn’t like them very much.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mars wakes up very early, so when you wake up, he’ll already be gone – either to fly or spar with August, or check in on Heaven. If he’s feeling particularly affectionate, he’ll arrange for breakfast in bed to be sent up to you. On those days you know you’ll get whatever you want when he gets back. But sometimes you’ll wake up to find him grooming his wings or styling his hair, dressing for the day. You’re welcome to help him with his wings; he knows how talented your fingers are.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

You know exactly how nights are spent with him… and days… and evenings… and mornings… He holds a lot of social gatherings at night, so you’ll be dressed up and be on your best behaviour. Sometimes there are just chill nights where you watch movies, cook together, listen to music, dance, or go to sleep early, but those domestic nights are very few and far between.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He reveals what he needs to to you. Nothing more, nothing less. Especially not the things he refuses to acknowledge himself. His sisters would probably tell you more about him than he would.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Patience is not a word in his extensive vocabulary.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about their partners? Do they remember every little detail they mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He has too good of a memory – unless he doesn’t care.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in their relationship?)

The first time you prayed to him. It actually surprised him and made him feel genuinely affectionate for a second. (Just make sure you don’t bother him too often, you want to keep that fond kind of novelty intact.)

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect their partners? How would they like to be protected?)

He is extremely protective of anything and everything he considers his. You don’t have to worry about anything hurting you while you’re under his protection. You are completely safe… just not from him.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He is very extravagant about that kind of thing, again mostly for how people perceive him – including you. He’ll pull out all the stops.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

… It’s Mars we’re talking about here. He’s endlessly vain, selfish and arrogant, doesn’t care about your feelings, basically treats you like an armpiece, a pet, a toy and a fleshlight, will get murderously jealous when you so much as talk to another person, goes way too far during sex, will find things that upset you just to be able to use them against you, very easily angered, impatient, lies, talks down to you, can’t control his temper, throws extremely dangerous tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, etc, etc, etc, we could go on for hours.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He is painfully vain. He is obsessed with himself, his appearance, and how other people see him.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without their partner?)

*cough* abandonment issues *cough*

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He is genderfluid between male and female. While his sibling August is more free with their gender expression, eg: wearing dresses in their male form and suits in their female form, Mars prefers to keep with more gendered ideas, like only wearing make-up in her female form. It just feels better to her.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Anyone who disobeys him, anyone who thinks they’re better than him, anyone with too much fire, anyone who doesn’t like him, anyone who challenges his opinions, anyone who mentions the things he doesn’t like to acknowledge about himself.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

His guilty conscience frequently gives him nightmares. They’re fairly nonsensical and he gets defensive if asked about them.

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NSFW ALPHABET / /

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

It really depends. A lot of the time he doesn’t do aftercare at all, he’ll just up and leave to tend to something more important. Yet other times he’ll lie with you for a bit, basking in his complete and utter ruining of you. And yet others you can bribe him into cuddling you and being nice. Depends on his mood and what you’re willing to offer him.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Shockingly, Mars is actually extremely body positive. He’s shallow in the way that he has to think his partner is incredibly attractive to want anything to do with them, but he likes all types of bodies. He definitely has a thing for pretty mouths, though. On himself, he likes everything. I would call him a vain bastard again, but let’s be honest, I don’t blame him, he’s hot.

(Just in: local man extremely progressive and admirable, will abuse anybody regardless of how they look!!!!!)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Mars doesn’t really like much mess, so he cums mostly inside his toy (he likes the idea he’s claimed them deeper than other people.) However, if he feels like you need to know your place, he’ll cum on your face or body.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I’ll be real with you fam, probably a daddy kink due to his issues. But he would never admit it in a billion years.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I think he has the general jist, he’s had a few millennia of practice.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything that really solidifies how in control he is, and how little control his partner has.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

The closest thing to jokes he makes are teasing and degrading his partner. I would say don’t tell too many jokes or you’ll piss him off, but I think you’d have a hard time formulating words anyway.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He shaves, but he doesn’t really need to: his hair is very blond and barely noticeable. It’s mostly for the vanity.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

The most tenderness he’ll show is gentle mockery and condescension when his partner is really dazed, or in a submissive head space.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

If he’s horny, he’ll just have sex with his partner. But sometimes, if his partner has been disobedient, he’ll force them to sit and watch him touch himself, telling them everything he would do to them if they hadn’t disappointed him, until they crumple and beg to touch him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’s extremely dominant, he fancies himself to be a dom, but he has no respect for his partner so he’s not. Even in her female form, if she wants to be penetrated, she’ll always be the one on top (he rarely wants to be penetrated in his male form, but again, if he ever does, he’ll always be the one in control.) He likes to lightly humiliate and degrade his partner. He likes extremely rough sex. He just likes to have power over them and have them worship him, anything that feeds into his pride, control and arrogance. I could go on but you get the idea.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere. And I do mean everywhere. He can shift realities just enough for he and his partner to be out of sight and hearing of anybody around in a public space, it’s how angels keep their wings hidden. He doesn’t care if you’re in the middle of a crowded restaurant, if he wants to take you into a corner and fuck you he will do it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

If he’s in the mood, he’s in the mood. Anything you do will turn him on, no matter how innocuous it is. You wearing clothes he picked out for you, wearing his shirts, complimenting him, wearing lingerie, touching him, sitting in his lap, praying to him, being cute or seductive in any way, it really doesn’t take much for him to pin you down.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that gives his partner agency or control. Even though he does very occasionally like being penetrated in his male form, one time a female partner asked to peg him and the look he gave her was borderline hilarious.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He receives it. He’ll give it only if you promise him something in return, he’s trying to manipulate you into doing something for him, or as praise if you’ve been particularly good for him. He’s good at it when he does give it, though.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Extremely rough. He’s only slow if he wants to get you begging for him.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves them. Get some of the tension out and see how much he can destroy his toy in a short amount of time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

None of the risk or potential discomfort is on him, so you better hope he has the decency to warn you before he jumps something new and intense on you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has too much endurance. If he wants to, he will fuck you until you literally can’t take any more and you pass out. He will last longer than you, even if he’s cum a few times already, he can and will keep going.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Mars owns quite a few toys, and will gift you many for when he’s gone – he likes it when you send him videos of you appreciating those gifts.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

It depends: if he’s impatient and super horny he’ll just get straight into fucking you, but if he’s in the mood to be an asshole, he’ll tease you until you cry.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not very loud, which just means that when you do get a moan out of him, it has more weight.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Not naming any names, but some angels’ wings are extremely sensitive, enough for them to kind of get off to them being touched. Unfortunately, Mars doesn’t have that sensitivity, but it does feel nice when you touch his wings – kind of like you touching his stomach or chest.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s built like a marble statue made by a very horny gay sculptor. His true form is also very pretty, if you overlook all the bleeding eyes and the physics-defying flames and impossible angles and swords, but those things would be very easy to overlook considering the fact it would blind you. As for down there, he’s big. No surprise there. Almost intimidating. But while you might nervously eye it for a minute the first time you see it, it’s not bad enough to have you quickly gathering your things and booking it out of there.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

You better just hope you can keep up with him.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t. If he’s feeling very benevolent, he’ll lay with you for a bit afterward and let you cuddle up to him. Mostly, though, he leaves you to pass out from the rough sex alone.